Oh shit!

shit, good thing i wasn't there, they would have picked me, i'm so quiet and shit.

I can tell you how to get sent home if you're on the jury panel...............this guy said he had the bubble-guts.......the judge gave us a recess and the guy still hadn't finished his shit when we returned....when he came back the sheriff's deputy escorted him out................tell 'em you gots to shit.......and shit, go home
 
Did you have a shit like that today? One of those shits that's almost as good as an orgasm?
 
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