Oh Que!

[jezzilee]

What? You trying to dethrone the king of crap poetry?
Not a chance
My last poem was a couple weeks ago in bdsm cafe. "ode to lorena bobbitt"
It was widely panned by the 2 people who almost read it.
Is it noon? I need a beer.

I am now gonna post stalk you and go read it. You have been warned... by the way, there is some blue kinky in the fridge! Before you ask... this is blue Kinky and pretty much the only thing I drink anymore...

 

[pensivepoet]

Actually, yours is way too good.
It needs an angry butcher with a cig in one hand, rusty jagged knife in the other, and a half drank whiskey nearby.
The first half would make most men hop a boxcar, but then you let the guy off the hook.
How can you not remember who you wrote that for? Sheesh
But it didn't say anything about trains, or trucks, or mama, prison, or getting drunk.
You don't have to call me darling, darling.

 

[pensivepoet]

I am now gonna post stalk you and go read it. You have been warned... by the way, there is some blue kinky in the fridge! Before you ask... this is blue Kinky and pretty much the only thing I drink anymore...

Oooooooh bare knees!
Dems your knees?
I'll paddle your canoe anytime

 

[jezzilee]

Actually, yours is way too good.
It needs an angry butcher with a cig in one hand, rusty jagged knife in the other, and a half drank whiskey nearby.
The first half would make most men hop a boxcar, but then you let the guy off the hook.
How can you not remember who you wrote that for? Sheesh
But it didn't say anything about trains, or trucks, or mama, prison, or getting drunk.
You don't have to call me darling, darling.

You're a riot. I don't remember, possibly I blocked it out. It's such a jumbled bunch of words and emotions.

post stalking you is taking a long time... very much work because you post... a LOT

 

[jezzilee]

Oooooooh bare knees!
Dems your knees?
I'll paddle your canoe anytime

Those ARE my knees.... wanna see my toes next?

 

[jezzilee]

Oooooooh bare knees!
Dems your knees?
I'll paddle your canoe anytime

That's it... I give up... link me to your ode to the bobbit dick chopper poem please?

 

[pensivepoet]

Those ARE my knees.... wanna see my toes next?

That would be too much for one day, Jezzi. Especially if they're painted.
And even if I could find my bobbitt post, I can't link from my crappy phone.
Ya aint missin a thing

 

[jezzilee]

That would be too much for one day, Jezzi. Especially if they're painted.
And even if I could find my bobbitt post, I can't link from my crappy phone.
Ya aint missin a thing

Of couirse they are painted! I will refrain from blowing your mind with photos os my toes, besides, the soft cast ruins the pix

*sighs* I am going to find it!

 

[pensivepoet]

It was a pic thread in bdsm cafe.
Some pic had a knife and I fondly thought of lorena.
Not worth the hunt. Trust me

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok, post 1451 in the control thread.
Sorry, my phone no linky

 

[OralDave]

I am now gonna post stalk you and go read it. You have been warned... by the way, there is some blue kinky in the fridge! Before you ask... this is blue Kinky and pretty much the only thing I drink anymore...

What's "Kinky?" By the way, nice photo-- and you're inviting comments such as "there's something kinky between your legs." I, of course, would never say that.

 

[OralDave]

It is... but I hate the head patting, so if you don't want to lose a digit, my recommendation is not doing that again *giggles*

What makes you think I was patting your head?

 

[jezzilee]

Ok, post 1451 in the control thread.
Sorry, my phone no linky

O M G that was perfect!!! I win the stupidest most idiotic poem contest!

What's "Kinky?" By the way, nice photo-- and you're inviting comments such as "there's something kinky between your legs." I, of course, would never say that.

You can see in the picture what kinky is lol... I love a little kinky between my legs!!!

It is... but I hate the head patting, so if you don't want to lose a digit, my recommendation is not doing that again *giggles*

What makes you think I was patting your head?

Cuz if it was my ass you would be smacking it... not patting or you would not be doing it right!

 

[jezzilee]

This is funny timing because yoga turned out not to be physical work yoga but a session of crying and some emotional work . I will have to do some more testing physical alone tomorrow. Its funny. We were talking about current events and reactions, and then found that as well talking about personal sadnesses.

It is really good to get those emotions out and validate them. Events in the media recently have not been good, I am glad you have people to discuss this kind of thing with instead of bottling it inside.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

I hadn't realised this stuff needed to come out at the moment. . Its stuff that surfaces sometimes.

Right now all the girls in the house are on a sofa . The dog and I are under a quilt ( I have blankets and quilts everywhere for snuggling when things are relaxed at home) and one of the cats is sitting on the quilt on the dog. They love this, but if you suggested the cats sat ON the dog with no layer between, they would be horrified. Snuggle up, yes, on top of each other, no.

The other cat is under the quilt on my lap. Its cooler tonight.

You paint the prettiest, happiest family portraits! It was snowing here a little while ago...south of us has over two inches...the drive to Hayward should be interesting. Leaving in an hour. We are no longer spending the night. We got unexpected company. A 15 and a 13 year old. There mom got put in jail so they will be staying with us for a bit.

 

[OralDave]

You paint the prettiest, happiest family portraits! It was snowing here a little while ago...south of us has over two inches...the drive to Hayward should be interesting. Leaving in an hour. We are no longer spending the night. We got unexpected company. A 15 and a 13 year old. There mom got put in jail so they will be staying with us for a bit.

That's sad. About the children, not the snow. Drive carefully... (to whoever's driving, that is...)

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

That's sad. About the children, not the snow. Drive carefully... (to whoever's driving, that is...)

I was just thinking, how lucky the kids were to have someone like jezzilee in their life.

These girls call me auntie but if asked would rather be with me than their mom. She is an addict and that is why I have been supplying them with school supplies and clothes and all the teenage creature comforts they "need". I wish I could do more for them because I can see the path the younger one is heading down and it is much like her mothers... I can only talk to her, and try to help her to make good choices. The rest is really up to her.

Just so you know,
I am the lucky one to be a part of their lives.

 

[pensivepoet]

I was just thinking, how lucky the kids were to have someone like jezzilee in their life.

True this

 

[OralDave]

I was just thinking, how lucky the kids were to have someone like jezzilee in their life.

Obviously true...

 

[OralDave]

O M G that was perfect!!! I win the stupidest most idiotic poem contest!



You can see in the picture what kinky is lol... I love a little kinky between my legs!!!

Cuz if it was my ass you would be smacking it... not patting or you would not be doing it right!

Can do!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

True too. Love is precious. And yes its up to her. But even if she does make bad choices in the future , the words now might give her something of an anchor to come back to.

Hopefully they will enjoy taking care of you while you are resting your leg too.

kids are. My life. I love them as