Oh Que!

[Saint Peter]

Looks like she went to handle business. She could've invited me.

She already has a dildo.

Thanks anyway.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Oh, nothing erotic about my walls of text.

True, maybe she doesn't want it to be erotic, just a sleep inducing "wall-o-text".

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oh, nothing erotic about my walls of text.

Have you ever been on the receiving end?

 

[Que]

Have you ever been on the receiving end?

As in, BOHICA? No thank you ma'am.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Have you ever been on the receiving end?

I sense a future erotic wall o text being posted, You read it here first folks!

 

[Saint Peter]

There is a glory hole in that wall 0 text.

 

[MichaelinChina]

There is a glory hole in that wall 0 text.

I don't think anyone here will need that 'glory hole'. But you feel free Pete!

 

[Que]

I sense a future erotic wall o text being posted, You read it here first folks!

In other news- water is wet, said Tom Swifty, dryly.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't think anyone here will need that 'glory hole'. But you feel free Pete!

Open wide.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I've been on too long. Time to go. Things are becoming too surreal. Are they?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Open wide.

Oh great, a resident dentist.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh great, a resident dentist.

Spit.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Spit.

Talk to Jezz, she has an aversion to that word and I believe you were using it literally.

 

[Saint Peter]

Talk to Jezz, she has an aversion to that word and I believe you were using it literally.

She is a nice lady and a hard worker.

Ladies do not spit.
Hard workers will hock a luggie on your boot.

 

[jezzilee]

I'm back! I know, you missed me. Can we please not discuss luggies?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'm back! I know, you missed me. Can we please not discuss luggies?

is that what I think it is? (ugh this thread can be so fucking disgusting sometimes) Not sure of the spelling but I have heard of 'hawking a loogie'.

Isn't that what some actor down on their luck would do to raise some cash? Hawk their Logie?

 

[MichaelinChina]

I'm back! I know, you missed me. Can we please not discuss luggies?

You went away?

 

[jezzilee]

You went away?

I totally forgot to masturbate, and fell asleep.

 

[jezzilee]

is that what I think it is? (ugh this thread can be so fucking disgusting sometimes) Not sure of the spelling but I have heard of 'hawking a loogie'.

Isn't that what some actor down on their luck would do to raise some cash? Hawk their Logie?

I spelled it the way he spelled it for ease of reading and so as not to cause confusion.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I totally forgot to masturbate, and fell asleep.

Uh oh!

so... you are horny still?

I watched 2 movies after dinner: I forget the first one. The second one was Airport - with Dean Martin. Smoking on planes was allowed. No real security checks for bombs on the plane. How times have changed.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I spelled it the way he spelled it for ease of reading and so as not to cause confusion.

That was a good move. At the end of our arms we have handies, on our ears we have ear luggies.

 

[jezzilee]

Uh oh!

so... you are horny still?

I watched 2 movies after dinner: I forget the first one. The second one was Airport - with Dean Martin. Smoking on planes was allowed. No real security checks for bombs on the plane. How times have changed.

And don't call me Shirley?

 

[Que]

Surely, not.

 

[MichaelinChina]

And don't call me Shirley?

I'll have to think about that!

 

[MichaelinChina]

Surely, not.

She said Shirley, not surely. lol