jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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Want a massage after I feed you some soup?
Does it have to be chicken noodle?
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Want a massage after I feed you some soup?
Does it have to be chicken noodle?
It can be any kind you want, gorgeous. I'll make it from scratch.
It can be any kind you want, gorgeous. I'll make it from scratch.
Slitting open a package of Top Ramen is not "making it from scratch" my brutha.
I was unaware of your cooking skills, what is your favorite thing to make?
Cereal. I pour the right amount of milk.
Slitting open a package of Top Ramen is not "making it from scratch" my brutha.
*sighs*
But for you, I'll go out of my comfort zone and try to cook. You just have to pray that it's good.
Oh, ye of little faith.
Called it.Cereal. I pour the right amount of milk.
Aren't you the sweetest? Wait til tomorrow and then I can teach you to cook something. Cooking is usually more fun when done by two.
Tomorrow? I'm so excited I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.
Called it.
I really should teach the brotha to cook. Women dig a man with culinary skills.
Lol. Why the sad face?
Because I read that as facetiousness.
Called it.
I really should teach the brotha to cook. Women dig a man with culinary skills.
Don't know what this means, but if it's bad,it wasn't my intent.
Could you give me the sardonic patch. I wanna be sardonic.
[Cue The Ramones]
That song, I thought for years said "I wanna piece of i--i-ttt!
sarcasm, I read your post as being sarcastic.