William_James
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So not fair... well now I know at post 4,000 I will post it for 12 seconds at about 3am.
Paybacks a bitch!
I'll repost at 4,000 for long enough to be seen. Fair deal?

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So not fair... well now I know at post 4,000 I will post it for 12 seconds at about 3am.
Paybacks a bitch!

I'll repost at 4,000 for long enough to be seen. Fair deal?![]()
Right cuz I have such a huge ass. You don't want to be in this thread so just leave it.
Maybe I do. Who the fuck are you to say what I want to do? This thread is growing on me.
I wouldn't take it personally he's just trying to provide contrast to make his "clean" alt look better.
To that end, let's encourage the good behavior with his clean alt. Let's all pretend that he really is erudite and interesting.
A perfect 73 degrees out
The child and I are discussing pancake toppings. She is incredulous that anyone would put peanut butter on pancakes.
"It is delicious," I assure her.
"If you're an elephant!" She responds.
she cracks me up!I bought these little pouches of cake mix that I thought would be a fun little activity. You dump it in a coffee cup, add three tablespoons of water, stir it up, then nuke it for 60 seconds. You get a surprisingly tasty little cake out of it.
She whined about being "made" to help with that onerous task.
"Do I LOOK like a chef?!??"
Right now I'm reformulating War-head freezer pops that were far too sour for her taste. I melted them added sugar put them back in the tubes, close them with a clothes pin and then refreezing them.
That might be an unnecessarily complicated way to make a treat.
I think I wanna get this thread to 5k...
Help me out peeps!!!
Whatever happened to our friend from TX,
or the guy posting from China
...Where the heck has Oral Dave been???
I think I wanna get this thread to 5k...
Help me out peeps!!!
Whatever happened to our friend from TX, or the guy posting from China...Where the heck has Oral Dave been???
Oh que, dough que?
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I melted a red otter pop and added a stick from a Heathbar to make a Zootopia-cleber-Fox-style popsicle.
Looking forward to her catching the reference.
Post some topless shots, that ought to get it there!![]()
Overdosed on good barbecue.
The air pollution got him.
well, he got swallowed, of course!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif
She didn't get the reference at first, but thought the Otter Pop-on-a-stick was cool in its own right.
After I explained the inspiration for the activity she immediately understood what the right answer was after she finished the pops up call and ask her what kind of wood that was.
RED wood! (The Otter Pop stained it red.)
Hey, it's OQ!
Oral Dave's here. In fact I sent you an invite to go to the ball game. It either went astray. Or the fact you'd have to go all the way across the state. You need to get out more, Jezzi
3670... not toooooooo far from5k
Not quite what I had in mind.