Oh Que!

[BettyPoop]

2:09 in prompts and arguing with autobots before the phone company reluctantly agreed to let me through to begin waiting to talk to a human about the fact that my voice mail greeting is in spanish.

Another 30 seconds bragging about how the high wait times is due to their fabulous, nation-wide popularity. It's not them and poor infrastucture, it's us loving tbem too much.

Another 30 seconds chiding me for wanting a human when their website will let me handle so many concerns, quickly and easily.

A minute on hold, then back to guilting me for taking up valuable time with non-existant humans.

Pause.

Announces tbat they are experiencing a system outage and are unable to access any accounts. It suggests I try back in 2 hours and hangs up.

Thanks, Obama!

Your English is so poor that their system automatically sifts through languages to better accommodate you.

 

[BettyPoop]

All is well with cody. They are going to take the little tumor out but it's highly unlikely to be vancer.

Now, if I can just get mom sorted

What's "vancer?" Vaginal cancer?

Boy do you losers love to whine.

 

[jezzilee]

What's "vancer?" Vaginal cancer?

Boy do you losers love to whine.

Whatever.

 

[Que]

Your English is so poor that their system automatically sifts through languages to better accommodate you.

That is probably it. I always did have difficulty with the spoken and written word. Someday I'll learn all of them. Thanks for the help, Jen.

 

[jezzilee]

Puppies always help...

Just ventured back in time...one dog says to the other, "Hey George, do you reckon he knows he is standing in an ant hill?"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

Those dogs have really cute toes.

They were smart enough to not stand in the anthills....

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

Fire ( new dog)chases wasps. I have a feeling there is only one way she is going to learn

Ants are mean, nasty bites.

I got stung this year for the first time in I don't know how long! I killed that little bastard....

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good, kill them all.

We have lots in our garden. They get me when I am weeding then I have to take antihistamines, it's shocking how much a tiny little creature can impact.

Grrr.

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I am having a mother dog come to stay for a holiday on Friday. I am looking forward to having him visit. He is a little like Des, in that he has a cup of tea every evening.

Not in that he wears a top hat and monocle, and you have to google everything he barks cos he's such a clever bastard?

 

[jezzilee]

Good, kill them all.

We have lots in our garden. They get me when I am weeding then I have to take antihistamines, it's shocking how much a tiny little creature can impact.

Grrr.

.

I am having a mother dog come to stay for a holiday on Friday. I am looking forward to having him visit. He is a little like Des, in that he has a cup of tea every evening.

A tea drinking canine...I sure wish I liked tea!

Not in that he wears a top hat and monocle, and you have to google everything he barks cos he's such a clever bastard?

Oh, but the way he barks... *insert wiggling eyebrows here* meow! I mean, WooF!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well, he is quite clever.....at rat catching. But the tea is what I was thinking of. he is a very industrious little chap, and discerning ( that's quite like des I think) but quite destructive.

I think Des could be destructive if he was served Aldi tea.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Que]

Just ventured back in time...one dog says to the other, "Hey George, do you reckon he knows he is standing in an ant hill?"

I'd kind of forgotten that I used to have a couple of pits standing guard on my domicile. They're long gone, pawned off on somebody else by the owner who probably wouldn't have been very responsible with them anyway.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Life is boring here in the midwest. Don't drink tea unless it's iced tea with no sweetners, don't have dogs, and there are no Fire Ants here.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Tiamo15]

....,.

 

[Que]

....,.

Why the comma?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Why the comma?

For God's sake man! Can't you appreciate non-conformity? That comma is the sort of punctuation mark that no doubt would take the road less travelled.

 

[ElizabethWest]

For God's sake man! Can't you appreciate non-conformity? That comma is the sort of punctuation mark that no doubt would take the road less travelled.

To Oxford?

 

[MichaelinChina]

To Oxford?

Perhaps Commabridge?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Perhaps Commabridge?

That would certainly be the less-traveled road.