Oh Que!

[Palamino19]

I have no opinion on the matter. I know I would not enjoy wearing it, not because of it being clown stuff, just find myself miserable in a shirt that is uncomfortable, full makeup would be extremely uncomfortable for me.

Now, if a sexy clown shows up, I do not know what my feelings will be on the matter.

I would fuck the right clown, I suppose.

 

[jezzilee]

Sex in clown makeup can be fun. I have no idea where mine is anymore...
I really liked clown white.

That bulbous nose can be quite stimulating as well.

Sex in clown makeup, you weirdo? Why not just do body paint, with an emphasis on making bewbs and genitals look like something "hill Larry us."

Oh, Que. Yes I said it again even though it is being borrowed.

*giggles at the Hill*

PS. You know you wanna read my story...oh, wait. You maybe already did. I think it's in my blog.

PSS. You are in big trouble Mr.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Pardon me...

I am a figurehead with a dome that gleams. Seriously. Just got a nice shave on it.

I just needed to interrupt to say there is nothing sexier than a bald man.

Not even a clown.

Carry on...

 

[jezzilee]

I just needed to interrupt to say there is nothing sexier than a bald man.

Not even a clown.

Carry on...

Not even a bald clown?

I have to admit, bald can bring me to my knees. It's my secret weakness.

 

[jezzilee]

I have no opinion on the matter. I know I would not enjoy wearing it, not because of it being clown stuff, just find myself miserable in a shirt that is uncomfortable, full makeup would be extremely uncomfortable for me.

Now, if a sexy clown shows up, I do not know what my feelings will be on the matter.

I would fuck the right clown, I suppose.

With my luck? I'd fuck the wrong clown.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Not even a bald clown?

I have to admit, bald can bring me to my knees. It's my secret weakness.

I'm not sure a clown would look right bald. Although Bozo did have that weird, bald up the middle thing going on. Not that I find that sexy...

Mine too.

 

[Palamino19]

With my luck? I'd fuck the wrong clown.

You know, the first time, people always play it up, but it's usually not that memorable. Don't worry, the right clown is out there. And when you meet him, he will expand your world, and then twist parts of it, making it into a dog, a cat, a penis, and then another, longer dog.

 

[jezzilee]

I'm not sure a clown would look right bald. Although Bozo did have that weird, bald up the middle thing going on. Not that I find that sexy...

Mine too.

*sits quietly with elizabethwest waiting for the parade of bald men to come traipsing through for our viewing pleasure.

 

[jezzilee]

O
M
G

13... I think I just puddled.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Who'd have thought, you're well on your way to 14.

<drumming fingers>

Where are all the bald men?

 

[Que]

Did someone order some sexy?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Did someone order some sexy?

'Bout time.

 

[jezzilee]

so, we're stuck on 13?

 

[ElizabethWest]

so, we're stuck on 13?

I thought you were fond of 13. Orgasmically so.

 

[Que]

I thought you were fond of 13. Orgasmically, no.

You are on your 14th orgasm? Nice!

 

[ElizabethWest]

You are on your 14th orgasm? Nice!

Are you putting words in my mouth?

 

[Noor]

That bulbous nose can be quite stimulating as well.

Never wore the nose, that is an appliance not makeup

 

[jezzilee]

I thought you were fond of 13. Orgasmically so.

oh, I am! I could stay there alllll night.

 

[ElizabethWest]

oh, I am! I could stay there alllll night.

I think we can stretch this thread to 17. Que is the 17th letter after all...

Then we can work backwards and return to 13. And Orgasmia.

 

[MichaelinChina]

<<clown in a clowning mood, a fuckable clown? naaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Lyricalli]

I just wanted to be on page 13.

 

[Palamino19]

I think ventriloquists don't get the porn they deserve. Dark, beating Burgess Meredith to death over your love of Ann Mararet porn, but still porn.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Juggling is a seriously neglected profession these days.

It's underappreciated. The skill set needed for successful juggling is huge.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I just wanted to be on page 13.

Mission accomplished!

 

[Que]

I just wanted to be on page 13.

All the bald men aficionados are on page 13.