Oh, Nora, darling --couplets for you!

[watergirl]

I am so blue, because I can't have you.

I love your wit, your spice and your bite,
I wish I had you here all damn night!

I love your body, and the way you are naughty -
Flirt with me Nora, you're the sexiest hottie!

If I hit the lotto, and I know that I oughto,
I'll come to your house, and we'll fly offto -

Somewhere tropical, drinking fruity things,
you know, the kind with umbrellas in them?

That didn't rhyme, because my poetry isn't worth a dime -
But you should know I adore you, all of the time.

Let's get together, our own lit-together,
the two of us clever birds of a feather
will gossip and play in the sunny bright weather.

I'll bring my paints, and color you rainbow'd
you bring your troubles, we'll color them snowed!

This is too silly, my poetry's all willy-nilly -
But you are too much, and I love you a bunch!

now I will add emoticons:

 

[Nora]

blotting the coke
from my heaving breasts
as I struggle to contain
the laughter therein

~~~~~~

watergirl, for U i wuld b
a brainless bimbo
with no smarts to see
and legs akimbo

~~~~~~

(wait for the emoticons)

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I know this cool chica named Nora

I'd take her to Bora Bora?


Wonderful Nora, who lights up the boards,

Something something something that rhymes with boards.

Fuck it, I give up!!!

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I suck at this, but I wanted you to know, I think you are one sexy, cool, and incredibly great friend.