oH MY

[Goldie Munro]

I am not a believer in God - and like Amicus (oh my!) I think that organised religion is the bane of this world but please - to say that man and even fewer women cant cope with the idea of God is ridiculous - man and woman created God - so I think they are the ones who will in the end deal with the concept - and yes Amicus I said MAN and WOMAN because like it or not we are here togther!

 

[Goldie Munro]

NOT A NEW THREAD

 

[pop_54]

NOT A NEW THREAD

Pressed the wrong button dear You could never press the wrong button as far as I'm concerned

Hey what's wrong with it as a new thread anyway, makes a change from George fucking Bush's name everywhere else.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Pressed the wrong button dear You could never press the wrong button as far as I'm concerned

Hey what's wrong with it as a new thread anyway, makes a change from George fucking Bush's name everywhere else.

Well if you like it lets keep it! But Pops - you have changed your AV - what is the world coming to???

 

[pop_54]

Well if you like it lets keep it! But Pops - you have changed your AV - what is the world coming to???

Seasonal dear... seasonal, you'll note it's still a pirate devil though

 

[Goldie Munro]

Seasonal dear... seasonal, you'll note it's still a pirate devil though

Ok ill let you off - since its nearly Halloween and all

 

[pop_54]

Ok ill let you off - since its nearly Halloween and all

Cheers

 

[Goldie Munro]

Cheers

Well your AVs are always so good!

 

[pop_54]

Well your AVs are always so good!

Bless I'd love to claim this one's me as well, but unfortunately not, I'd need an operation to compete with this guy, and I aint having 3 inches cut off for anyone.

 

[Guest]

Bless I'd love to claim this one's me as well, but unfortunately not, I'd need an operation to compete with this guy, and I aint having 3 inches cut off for anyone.

Be still my heart!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Bless I'd love to claim this one's me as well, but unfortunately not, I'd need an operation to compete with this guy, and I aint having 3 inches cut off for anyone.

Thats not you??

 

[pop_54]

Thats not you??

No it's my little brother

 

[pop_54]

Be still my heart!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Does he like Tommy Cooper too?

 

[pop_54]

Not sure, being my little brother I think he's more into Jack Dee.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Not sure, being my little brother I think he's more into Jack Dee.

Oh educate him! yeah Jack Dee is funny but Tommy is legend

 

[pop_54]

Oh educate him! yeah Jack Dee is funny but Tommy is legend

I'll take him in hand, in the nicest possible way of course... I really must do my Tommy Cooper impression and lodge it on the audio thread I'm orf to bed, nite love

 

[Guest]

For a land of beauty
Where it's pretty and neat
There's a whole lotta ugly
Up and down the street
An ugly boy
An ugly girl
In an ugly home
There's not much pretty
Where the ugly roams
An ugly house falling down
So pretty you think
With ugly people washing dishes
In the kitchen sink
The scene is sad maybe tearful
But it still needs love
There's still warmth and kindness
Shining down from above

Well, there's a whole lotta people
All around the world
And there's at least one love
For every boy or girl
The majorities ugly though I
don't know why
Every ugly has some pretty in
it's own little eye
What's ugly to you might be
pretty to me
So I keep my eyes open to see
what I can see
I see through a bottle
To make it more clear
There's a whole lotta ugly
But the pretty's still there

chorus:
Whole lotta ugly
Ugly people need love too.
No rest for the ugly
What's an ugly one to do

Ugly to the east
And ugly to the west
And I've ran from ugly
I must confess
I've seen ugly - seen pretty
Seen rich - seen poor
And ugly so tough
It knocks you to the floor
The ugly don't care
They live and they walk
And I'll bet your last dollar
That your one to talk
See the ugly's in charge
And that's no mistake
So sit yourself down
By your ugly date

(chorus)

What's ugly to you might be
pretty to me
So I keep my eyes open to see
what I can see
I see through a bottle
To make it more clear
There's a whole lotta ugly
But the pretty's still there

(chorus)