Oh My God
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JazzManJim
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Well, it never lasts forever.
Being a monagamous pervert, I find myself going quite a long time between sexual partners, but when I'm in a relationship, I just feast.
Unfortunately, being the picky and generally unattractive bastard I am, I tend to have loooooong dry spells. My first one lasted from birth to just before 21 (never despair TygerEyez, you day will cum!), then I had one last 5 years, then one which lasted 3, and one of around 18 months. Hell...some days I almost didn't miss it, which just goes to prove that you can get used to almost any condition.
Being a monagamous pervert, I find myself going quite a long time between sexual partners, but when I'm in a relationship, I just feast.
Unfortunately, being the picky and generally unattractive bastard I am, I tend to have loooooong dry spells. My first one lasted from birth to just before 21 (never despair TygerEyez, you day will cum!), then I had one last 5 years, then one which lasted 3, and one of around 18 months. Hell...some days I almost didn't miss it, which just goes to prove that you can get used to almost any condition. 
SweetCherry
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Don't feel bad, Kit. It's been more than a year for me. Granted, I'm ready to climb the walls and if I don't get my hands out of my pants soon, I'll go blind, but it's not that bad. Really! 
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Re: Re: Oh My God
Mensa,
As I sat drinking my tea this morning, I was reading this thread. When I came upon your response, I started laughing so hard that I nearly choked This was so funny.
kitsuke posted:
kitsuke,
Please don't feel so sad that you are depressed. The natural progression of events leads me to believe that your time will be coming again. (that is not meant as a pun, either) Relax, take a deep breath, and for God's sake, run, man, run.....work off all of that sexual energy until the love of your life is standing right before you. It will happen when you least expect it.
Enchanted
Mensa said:
And just what, other than a human being, have you been having sex with?
Mensa,
As I sat drinking my tea this morning, I was reading this thread. When I came upon your response, I started laughing so hard that I nearly choked This was so funny.
kitsuke posted:
kitsuke,
Please don't feel so sad that you are depressed. The natural progression of events leads me to believe that your time will be coming again. (that is not meant as a pun, either) Relax, take a deep breath, and for God's sake, run, man, run.....work off all of that sexual energy until the love of your life is standing right before you. It will happen when you least expect it.
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We need a cluster fuck
gridiron
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About that clusterfuck..
Generally, clusterfuck pertains to a bad situation.. I don't think that a whole bunch of us gathered together in one room engaging in various sexual acts with each other would necessarily be a bad thing.. Rather it would be a good thing.. Well.. I'll shut up now..
Generally, clusterfuck pertains to a bad situation.. I don't think that a whole bunch of us gathered together in one room engaging in various sexual acts with each other would necessarily be a bad thing.. Rather it would be a good thing.. Well.. I'll shut up now..
cymbidia
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~amused by the notion of an 18 year old virgin telling us whether a real live cluster fuck is a bad thing or a good thing~
I'm not getting down on you, grid, it's just, well, you don't know! Maybe you could wait until you've done it once or twice, or grown a few more years on you on you, or something, and THEN tell us if, in your opinion, being in the middle of a clusterfuck is a Good Thing or a Bad Thing.
To my way of reckoning, cluster fucks were lots and lots of fun - but mostly cuz when i did them, back in the good ole days, any disease one might catch was instantly and permanently eradicated by a shot in the arm from a free clinic doc. No one used condoms so it was, hmmm, more sensual for all. And, finally, no one thought it was wrong so one entered into it with a clear conscience and driving desires unmarred by moral ambivalence.
Ahhhhh... the good old days...
I'm not getting down on you, grid, it's just, well, you don't know! Maybe you could wait until you've done it once or twice, or grown a few more years on you on you, or something, and THEN tell us if, in your opinion, being in the middle of a clusterfuck is a Good Thing or a Bad Thing.
To my way of reckoning, cluster fucks were lots and lots of fun - but mostly cuz when i did them, back in the good ole days, any disease one might catch was instantly and permanently eradicated by a shot in the arm from a free clinic doc. No one used condoms so it was, hmmm, more sensual for all. And, finally, no one thought it was wrong so one entered into it with a clear conscience and driving desires unmarred by moral ambivalence.
Ahhhhh... the good old days...
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KillerMuffin
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But cym, cluster fucks are a bad thing. There's that damned "3 foot no cock zone" problem. Half the group is wallowing in the sheer orgasmic bliss of sensual ecstasy and the other half of the group is moving between playing hide the salami and a neurotic version of "oh my gawd, did his cock touch me? That felt like it might have been a cock. It could have been her finger, but it felt like it might have been a cock. If that was a cock that touched me, I'm going to be sick. I'll lose my boner and I won't be able to fuck this hot girl, and oh my gawd! what if he meant to touch me with his cock? Does that make me a phag??????"
Seems like too much work to me.
Seems like too much work to me.
cymbidia
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1. Blindfold everyone.KillerMuffin said:
2. Place a zillion carrots and dildos, some vibrating (don't forget the extra batteries) and some just dumb hunks of excitingly shaped and molded plastic, all over the place.
3. Add people.
4. Deny that anything penis-shaped touching anyone is anything but a carrot or a dildo.
5. Go for it.
Would that help?
KillerMuffin
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I don't know, cym. I will confer with my experts, the neurotically cockophobic penis bearing human mammals.
Guys? Input here.
Guys? Input here.
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miles
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The Falcons stink far worse than the Bengals ever dreamed about. At least you guys had a few good years. We slipped on a banana peel and fell into the Super Bowl a few years ago, but more than made up for it the following year.
The Bengals are amateur losers. The Falcons wrote the book.
The Falcons stink far worse than the Bengals ever dreamed about. At least you guys had a few good years. We slipped on a banana peel and fell into the Super Bowl a few years ago, but more than made up for it the following year.
The Bengals are amateur losers. The Falcons wrote the book.
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StondTmplPilot
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Re: Thumper
No, the Lions own the patent to losing, they couldn't beat the bungles, and i doubt they could beat they failcons...
miles said:
No, the Lions own the patent to losing, they couldn't beat the bungles, and i doubt they could beat they failcons...
Mensa
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Not to worry
I work "on contract". Plus I do some of my work from home.
So, sorry, it's not always easy to be rid of me.
Be warned, I'm always lurking. You never know when or where I might be! 
cymbidia said:Mensa? Darlin'? You never seem to go to work anymore. Got something to tell us?
I work "on contract". Plus I do some of my work from home.
So, sorry, it's not always easy to be rid of me.
Be warned, I'm always lurking. You never know when or where I might be!
