KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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I really loathe it when my next door neighbor goes off on my boobs for no reason
First of all they are REAL. I haven't been cosmetically enhanced, I have no plastic surgeon, these babies are 1000% genuine Muffin here.
It is not my fault they grew like this. I didn't go out and dance naked in the moonlight during samhain to the Goddess of Big Breasts. They just did it, and quite frankly, I wish they hadn't.
The suckers hurt, they hurt my back, I have indentations in my shoulders from my bra straps, I can't find anything that doesn't look like institutional lingerie for daily use.
Most of all, though, they are freaking REAL. The plastic surgeon didn't fuck up and make them look like this dammit. They stick out naturally like that, this is what real big boobs look like. Fake big boobs look like someone stuck water ballons in their shirt, real big boobs don't stick straight up off of a woman's chest at all times.
And one more thing. Just because I stand straight up with an erect posture that is good for my spinal alignment does not mean that I am trying to get guys to stare at my chest. They already do that, I'm female, guys stare at female chests no matter what size they are, they always have and they always will.
The most imporant thing. Comments on my boobs to my face like that are just out and out rude. The women who do it need to be smacked. I didn't create my body, it grew like this without much input from me. Tough if you don't like it ladies.
Um, sorry about that, but jeeeeeeeeeez it irritates me when they do that. Thanks all ya'll for letting me vent. This is irritating when complete strangers think they have a right to discuss my boobs, and the "boob job" I must have had. I just wish they'd all leave them alone. Except the StudMuffin, he can mess with em. Everyone else, I do have a face, and a personality, I'm not a walking pair of tits.
First of all they are REAL. I haven't been cosmetically enhanced, I have no plastic surgeon, these babies are 1000% genuine Muffin here.
It is not my fault they grew like this. I didn't go out and dance naked in the moonlight during samhain to the Goddess of Big Breasts. They just did it, and quite frankly, I wish they hadn't.
The suckers hurt, they hurt my back, I have indentations in my shoulders from my bra straps, I can't find anything that doesn't look like institutional lingerie for daily use.
Most of all, though, they are freaking REAL. The plastic surgeon didn't fuck up and make them look like this dammit. They stick out naturally like that, this is what real big boobs look like. Fake big boobs look like someone stuck water ballons in their shirt, real big boobs don't stick straight up off of a woman's chest at all times.
And one more thing. Just because I stand straight up with an erect posture that is good for my spinal alignment does not mean that I am trying to get guys to stare at my chest. They already do that, I'm female, guys stare at female chests no matter what size they are, they always have and they always will.
The most imporant thing. Comments on my boobs to my face like that are just out and out rude. The women who do it need to be smacked. I didn't create my body, it grew like this without much input from me. Tough if you don't like it ladies.
Um, sorry about that, but jeeeeeeeeeez it irritates me when they do that. Thanks all ya'll for letting me vent. This is irritating when complete strangers think they have a right to discuss my boobs, and the "boob job" I must have had. I just wish they'd all leave them alone. Except the StudMuffin, he can mess with em. Everyone else, I do have a face, and a personality, I'm not a walking pair of tits.
And yes, those people are very rude..ya need to develop a come back line!!
