Oh my DOG!

[Svenskaflicka]

Say it ain't so..!

 

[TxRad]

Say it ain't so..!

Yeah, perfume for dogs....... it ain't exactly a new idea but......

 

[carsonshepherd]

Any self-respecting dog would immediately find something dead to roll on, to get rid of that disgusting odor.

A dog's idea of perfume is rotten garbage or another dog's butt.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Who comes up with ideas like this???

Can't we send them to a brothel (male/female according to their choice) to keep them busy? To spare the poor pooches? Please?

 

[Guest]

Who comes up with ideas like this???

Ordinary people who want to make money and know there's a market for the stuff. There are shrinks for pets, Swede, why not perfume? All extraordinary pet products are for the owners, you must know that.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Any self-respecting dog would immediately find something dead to roll on, to get rid of that disgusting odor.

A dog's idea of perfume is rotten garbage or another dog's butt.

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

When I used to do therapy work with one of my shelties, I'd use scented shampoos and scents. Basically it was crucial t present clean, well-groomed pets.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Psycho-therapy for animals, I can understand. With owners like these, the poor animals NEED therapy!

 

[Liar]

Psycho-therapy for animals, I can understand. With owners like these, the poor animals NEED therapy!

"Tell me about your mother."

"Woof?"


ps. please note that I avoided the "My mom is such a bitch" reply

 

[Guest]

"Tell me about your mother."

"Woof?"


ps. please note that I avoided the "My mom is such a bitch" reply

First thing I thought of.

 

[hotchkiss]

What does it smell of? Knowing my dog and his apparent favourite odours perhaps, Rotting seagull, or fox crap, horse/sheep/cowmuck, or my backside or groin, he seems to like those smells. then theres dead bunnies, silage, river mud, and of course last but not least other dogs's arses!!

HK and the malamonster

 

[Guest]

What does it smell of? Knowing my dog and his apparent favourite odours perhaps, Rotting seagull, or fox crap, horse/sheep/cowmuck, or my backside or groin, he seems to like those smells. then theres dead bunnies, silage, river mud, and of course last but not least other dogs's arses!!

HK and the malamonster

*giggling*

HK, if his favorite odors are assorted rotting things, of what does your groin or backside smell?

 

[hotchkiss]

*giggling*

HK, if his favorite odors are assorted rotting things, of what does your groin or backside smell?

You want to hope you never find out!

 

[Guest]

You want to hope you never find out!

My cats push their butts into my face - here, clean me up, mum.

Ick.

I can't really criticize, can I?

 

[hotchkiss]

My cats push their butts into my face - here, clean me up, mum.

Ick.

I can't really criticize, can I?

Ours used to but since the Malamonster arrived the cat exiled himself up in my son's room only venturing forth when the dog (and me as I'm the only one who walks him) is absent!

 

[Guest]

Ours used to but since the Malamonster arrived the cat exiled himself up in my son's room only venturing forth when the dog (and me as I'm the only one who walks him) is absent!

Perhaps when kitty becomes more comfortable he'll hide and start attacking the pooch unexpectedly as he walks around corners.

We don't currently have a dog, but I remember as a kid our cat and dog family issues.

 

[imalickin]

Perhaps when kitty becomes more comfortable he'll hide and start attacking the pooch unexpectedly as he walks around corners.

We don't currently have a dog, but I remember as a kid our cat and dog family issues.

my cat does that to me now. he'll hide behind the entertainment center and when i walk past he runs out and grabs hold of my leg. then he's off in a flash to go hide in the bedroom. little shit.

 

[Guest]

my cat does that to me now. he'll hide behind the entertainment center and when i walk past he runs out and grabs hold of my leg. then he's off in a flash to go hide in the bedroom. little shit.

Do you chase him? It's what he wants, isn't it? Catch me, catch me!

He loooooves you.

 

[imalickin]

Do you chase him? It's what he wants, isn't it? Catch me, catch me!

He loooooves you.

i know, but he's just too fast and i have too much to do. i sit on the couch and he eventually comes out to sit in my lap while i relax after a long day at work.

 

[Guest]

i know, but he's just too fast and i have too much to do. i sit on the couch and he eventually comes out to sit in my lap while i relax after a long day at work.

We toss crinkly anythings down the hallways - paper, tin foil, a drink straw.

Kitties will stalk, run, grab, pounce, bite, toss up into air, leap, catch, toss, then repeat all previous steps. Again and again.

Exhausting to watch.

 

[Weepingguitar]

Say it ain't so..!

I think I just died a little more inside

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Do you chase him? It's what he wants, isn't it? Catch me, catch me!

He loooooves you.

Common scenario in my home:

Zooming into a small apartment; the hallway. Enter from left, kitty. Kitty runs like her tail's on fire. Kitty exits into the bedroom, to hide under the bed.
Enter from left, kitty's mummy, aka Svenskaflicka, bent over to simulate a hunchback, with hands raised as claws. Human chases kitty, shouting in a high-pitched, mother-of-Norman-Bates' voice: "Nooooooooow I'm coming to git' yooooou, lil' kitty-kitty-kittyyyyyyyy..!"
Human exits into bedroom...

*whistles innocently*

 

[hotchkiss]

Looked in the "poochie boutique" thats just opened up in my local big town where I work. Surprisingly there was nothing I could imagine my pretty little doggy in!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Looked in the "poochie boutique" thats just opened up in my local big town where I work. Surprisingly there was nothing I could imagine my pretty little doggy in!

I'm thinking "red bandana".

 

[Guest]