Oh god life has no meaning now....

[Karmic]

I've become inulled to porn and erotica!, And I'm only 19!, what will I do, how will I live? *sighs* not even tabboo stuff is holding my interest now!

Somebody shoot me

Anybody else encountered this?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

First thing you do is run and by a dictionary and point to the word "inulled" for me. LOL

 

[Marxist]

He's from Europe, they don't speakatheEnglisha there!

And yes, I will shoot you if you hold still long enough.

 

[Wiggles]

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[Karmic]

Inulled? Anulled? inoculated? Imune?, I dunno

Europe? oh, er... I really should change that back to England *looks sheepish*

Lay off the porn? err okay... what do I do when I go to bed then? read? knit?

 

[PHANTOM5875]

I've become inulled to porn and erotica!, And I'm only 19!, what will I do, how will I live? *sighs* not even tabboo stuff is holding my interest now!

Somebody shoot me

Anybody else encountered this?

Hmmm.....how about going to a gay biker bar and trying to butt fuck the BIGGEST, MEANEST looking guy there AGAINST his will? I bet THAT would make for an interesting experience!!!


If THAT doesn't get your juices pumping, then just have them run over you with their choppers!!

Phantom. (KIDDING!!)

 

[Mellon Collie]

Lay off the porn? err okay... what do I do when I go to bed then? read? knit?

You can knit me a sweater!!

I promise I will treasure it always.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Reading is always good, as is studying. Watch TV, that should kill enough brain cells to make Porn interesting again.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Reading is always good, as is studying. Watch TV, that should kill enough brain cells to make Porn interesting again.

Don't give him any ideas Lady, I want a cool sweater.

 

[Karmic]

For you Mellon Collie, anything, but I'll er... need your vital statistics first

 

[Mellon Collie]

For you Mellon Collie, anything, but I'll er... need your vital statistics first

I wear a medium.

That is what you meant right?

 

[Karmic]

Damn, er I mean oh, okay yes thats what I meant- maybe I should knit you a bra instead? *looks sheepish again and blushes a bit* I'm not even sure thats possible on second thoughts....

 

[Mellon Collie]

Maybe we should just stick to the sweater.

 

[Karmic]

Gaudy red and green christmas colours? or with a raindeer on the front like the nice guy from Bridget Jones Diary?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Maybe it should be something I can wear all year long.

Pink sounds nice.