Oh for fuck's sake...

[cymbidia]

So i'm fucking grumpy today.
So what.

And y'all with tender fucking feelings who are pm'img me wondering if it was *you* who i was aiming at...

No.

It was not you.
And it wasn't you - over there - either.
Or you over there licking your tender feelings - it wasn't you either.
Not specifically anyway.

I'm just grumpy.
I'm saying stuff that i normally don't say.
I'm being totally honest in a really shitty way.

So the fuck what?

I'm tired of inane posts from newbies who don't have a fucking clue what kind of mess they're jumping into but just want to see thier nick splashed all over the place. Some of these issues are things that HURT some of us, you know? Just stay the hell out of it if you don't know the background.

I'm sick of reading the advice some virgin is offering about sexual matters. How the FUCK do you know? Relationship advice, sure. Go for it - even though you don't have much in the way of practice. But sex? Sorry babykins. After you do a little of it, then you can talk with the non-virgins, okay? Until then, you just play chatroom fantasy games and get yourself off to the orchestral rendition of "When My Prince(ss) Comes My Life Will Be Wonderful And I Will Never Long For Sex Again".

Some people here are like this every day but i can't do it for a couple fucking hours without getting shit from people?

Fuck that.

 

[sarahuk4]

Smile Cymbidia .........there is always somebody worse than us ......and in any case it is nearly fucking Christmas ....lol.lol..

 

[Rubyfruit]

(Note to self, stay out of cym's way today.)



Ruby

 

[Gilly Bean]

They always rag on me when I am bitchy or grumpy. Tell em to piss off, and that when you feel like being nice, you will.

 

[Guest]

A gift

 

[Purple Haze]

So how come I don't get any PM's when I'm being bitchy?

No fair, cym.

 

[Rubyfruit]

So how come I don't get any PM's when I'm being bitchy?

I think because you're bitchy all the time. People are used to it.

*ducks and runs out of the thread*

Ruby

 

[Purple Haze]

Damn newbies.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I just want to know why I dont get pms period... oh wait maybe because this is the first time i've posted in months.


Feel better Cym... Dont let the newbs get ya down.

 

[LukkyKnight]

When my princess comes...

...she's kinda noisy and I am glad she's not virginal. Blow 'em off, cym. Frown and glower, even. Some of the not-quite-wet (behind the ears) types can take on the silly newbies for the day - that's what us sophmoric types are for, after all.

 

[sexy-girl]

cym next time i do some really poor spelling mistake or grammar tell me to F-OFF


i prefer people being real and showing a bit of emotion here ... im sorry your feeling down/grumpy but its welcome that your not afraid to show it here


i dont usually say this sort of thing because i get embarrased (dont ask) but i will say it this time ... this go's for all the people that have annoyed you


FUCK EM

 

[Rambling Rose]

Unleash, and let us feel the hounds of hell! I like this side of you. I've been pissed off all week and no one's fucking noticed.

 

[Demian]

Speaking of newbies and Virginz

How do you get a picture in your post? I still can't get the fucking avatar thing to work, either

 

[Demian]

There's a thing about the BeeGees on VH-1

Now I'm really pissed!!!!!

 

[Rambling Rose]

jeez there is such a thing as FAQ up there to the right!

How do you get a picture in your post? I still can't get the fucking avatar thing to work, either

http://www.literotica.com/forum/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=1#avatar

Now back out of this thread very slowly before I aim this thing atcha and let loose!

 

[freakygirl]

*backs out slowly*

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Guest]

Now this how I like my women, wild, high strung, and ready to be broken. I'd do you in a minute, Cymbidia, and work all that bitchiness right out of you. I'd have you purring like a lap cat. Fuck but bitchy women get me hot.

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

Sorry to hear your grumpy Cymbidia But one simple question...If us "newbies" dont post then how do we become non newbies? I understand that we shouldn't be sticking our noses into something that we have no knowledge of from before we came...but isnt this board about freedom of speech? I read these boards every day...sometimes I am here more then I should be I have laughed at these posts, I have cried at some of these posts....But I in no means wanted to offend anyone and if I did then I apologize. Just wanted to voice my opinion.

 

[April]

but isnt this board about freedom of speech?

No, it's about PORN!! Dirty, nasty, sticky, oozing, throbbing, surging, pumping PORN!!! Now get with the program missy!

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

No, it's about PORN!! Dirty, nasty, sticky, oozing, throbbing, surging, pumping PORN!!! Now get with the program missy!

LOL thought I was with the program! Been posting all about the nasty, sticky, oozing, throbbing, surging, pumping porn since I have been here!!

 

[April]

LMAO Then forget all about free speech. More porn!

Seriously, though, the whole point of being here is sex, not your constitutional rights.

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

Gotcha April! And thanks for the advice! I will stick to the porn ma'am nothing but the porn.

 

[Mistress]

Cym, just so you know, I respect you and I admire you greatly.

 

[Desert Amazon]