oh FINE, a list

[LukkyKnight]

Living proof that the effects of evolution can be reversed.

A few clowns short of a circus.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

One course short of a combo plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

A few peas short of a casserole.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

 

[littlekateyes]

You met my ex?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I have somebody in mind, I don't think anybody's been suckered badly enough to marry him yet, though. I could be wrong.

Does your ex post here?

 

[naudiz]

My favorite is: if he got any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a week.

 

[littlekateyes]

I have somebody in mind, I don't think anybody's been suckered badly enough to marry him yet, though. I could be wrong.

Does your ex post here?

No, he can barley turn on a computer much less figure out how to posted.

 

[Ice Cold]

takes two hours to watch sixty minutes

when IQ hits 50 he should sell

be out of his depth in a puddle

the gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming.

sets low standards, and constantly fails to achieve them

had a bright idea, but it died of lonliness

 

[IrishWolfhound]

An idiot searching for a village.

Two tacos shy of a combo plate

Dumber than a box of rocks

Dumb as toad mud (I'd love to know the origin of that one)