Oh...Eumenides?

[Private Vasquez]

Coffee doesn't taste good to me unless it's in ice cream form.

I got your heathen right here, siren.

 

[Eumenides]

Hey dere Dusty.

Whatcha'll up to tonight?

(Still working on the hayseed Lysistrata here, Nora)

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hence the bend-age. Caffiene and I make a scary combination.

 

[Nora]

Heyyyyy Dusty!!!

Guess what, Sirenita! I met Dusty today! She's super-freakin' cool!

Cows are evil, Siren. They chase you and make you scared. I like 'em rare, though.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Eumenides]

Hence the bend-age. Caffiene and I make a scary combination.

If tylenol PM keeps you awake, would coffe make you sleep? Kinda like the ritalin mystery?

 

[DustyWolfe]

Heyyyyy Dusty!!!

Guess what, Sirenita! I met Dusty today! She's super-freakin' cool!

Cows are evil, Siren. They chase you and make you scared. I like 'em rare, though.

Heyyyyyyy... and your super cool too

 

[Private Vasquez]

I get bad diarrhea of the mouth when I'm on caffiene. It's frightening, even to me.

 

[Siren]

 

[Private Vasquez]

No, but the things that pour out could make one flush.

 

[Nora]

hehe! ty Dusty!

Yes, yes it's true, Sirenita! I shall not rest until I've met everyone from Lit, dammit!

Well, at least the ones I like? Something like that.

And personally? I'd pay a LOT of money to hear PV babble. I think she'd be totally hysterical!

 

[Siren]

PV on Coffee.........Espresso style:

 

[Eumenides]

Well, this is pleasant! diarrhea of the mouth?

Alas, Alack, what's the third?

 

[Private Vasquez]

But it makes much less sense than that.

 

[DustyWolfe]

hehe! ty Dusty!

Yes, yes it's true, Sirenita! I shall not rest until I've met everyone from Lit, dammit!

Well, at least the ones I like? Something like that.

And personally? I'd pay a LOT of money to hear PV babble. I think she'd be totally hysterical!

YVW..... You may be meeting more Lit people soon.

 

[Nora]

Well, this is pleasant! diarrhea of the mouth?

Alas, Alack, what's the third?

babe. you do NOT wanna know.

 

[Siren]

PV after one Starbucks Cappucinno.........

 

[Nora]

YVW..... You may be meeting more Lit people soon.

heheh! I wanna meet Jen if you guys have time while she's visiting! She should see firsthand that I'm not an axe murderer.

to blatently steal from W&W, "I never use an axe"

 

[Eumenides]

Never use an axe...it's too heavy for practical use.

A spoon is more painful, but much more labor intensive.

I'd settle for the machete, but i fear hackers...ooh, that was bad.

Chalk up another one for the queen of bad jokes.

 

[Eumenides]

Calling all Noras, Calling all Noras...cleanup in Aisle five!

 

[Siren]

 

[Eumenides]

BLUE LITE SPECIAL.


* attention Literoticans.

For the next 5 minutes...........
Emoodies will be on sale for $1.99 for a two pack.

Damn, they kept telling me I was cheap!

 

[Nora]

let's see...I have *just* enough for a 6-paq of Emoodies! YAY!

I'll take 3 please! *beams*

and the machete was the worst one, Eumenides. Way, way bad. But in a good way! Sorta. Hrm. I bow to you as the Queen of Bad Jokes.