Oh, Dr. Schleptaquim!

[LadyJeanne]

Colleagues of yours? Did you collaborate on this study?



http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/319/7225/1596


Magnetic resonance imaging of male and female genitals during coitus and female sexual arousal

Abstract

Objective: To find out whether taking images of the male and female genitals during coitus is feasible and to find out whether former and current ideas about the anatomy during sexual intercourse and during female sexual arousal are based on assumptions or on facts.

Design: Observational study.

Setting: University hospital in the Netherlands.

Methods: Magnetic resonance imaging was used to study the female sexual response and the male and female genitals during coitus. Thirteen experiments were performed with eight couples and three single women.

Results: The images obtained showed that during intercourse in the "missionary position" the penis has the shape of a boomerang and 1/3 of its length consists of the root of the penis. During female sexual arousal without intercourse the uterus was raised and the anterior vaginal wall lengthened. The size of the uterus did not increase during sexual arousal.

Conclusion: Taking magnetic resonance images of the male and female genitals during coitus is feasible and contributes to understanding of anatomy.

 

[TBKahuna123]

While I did not collaborate on this study, I fully support this research. As proof I have a full set of prints of said Magnetic Images coming to be framed for the H.I.V.E.S. waiting room.

 

[EJFan]

i can't believe those fucking bastards stole my study.

 

[midwestyankee]

How do I sign up for a job as a magnet?

 

[KarenDee]

How do I sign up for a job as a magnet?

Do you wish to be a giver or a receiver?

 

[midwestyankee]

Do you wish to be a giver or a receiver?

Hint: "Methods: Magnetic resonance imaging was used to study the female sexual response and the male and female genitals during coitus. Thirteen experiments were performed with eight couples and three single women."

 

[LadyJeanne]

"Acknowledgments

We thank our volunteers for their cooperation, laughter, and permission to publish intimate MR images of them; those hospital officials on duty who had the intellectual courage to allow us to continue this search despite obtrusive and sniffing press hounds; Professor J Kremer for his encouragement to use the scanner to study female sexology and for his critical reading the typescript; and Professor W Mali for offering the use of equipment at the University Hospital Utrecht.

P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus. He excuses himself by quoting the French romantic poet Alphonse de Lamartine (1790-1869): "C'est singulier! Moi, je pense jamais, mes idées pensent pour moi.""

Does that translate to, "See, my buddies and I got drunk one night..."

 

[midwestyankee]

"Acknowledgments

We thank our volunteers for their cooperation, laughter, and permission to publish intimate MR images of them; those hospital officials on duty who had the intellectual courage to allow us to continue this search despite obtrusive and sniffing press hounds; Professor J Kremer for his encouragement to use the scanner to study female sexology and for his critical reading the typescript; and Professor W Mali for offering the use of equipment at the University Hospital Utrecht.

P van Andel does not want to be acknowledged for his idea of using MRI to study coitus. He excuses himself by quoting the French romantic poet Alphonse de Lamartine (1790-1869): "C'est singulier! Moi, je pense jamais, mes idées pensent pour moi.""

Does that translate to, "See, my buddies and I got drunk one night..."

Pretty close. Upon careful work my Dictionnaire Larousse, I determined that the most accurate translation is "It's unique. I never think, my ideas think for me." So, in other words, "My buddies and I were arguing about which would take the better picture of a woman's ass: a photocopier or an MRI machine. We decided to bet on the MRI."

 

[revolution724]

How in the heck do you fuck in an MRI scanner? I thought you weren't supposed to move in those things.

 

[TBKahuna123]

How in the heck do you fuck in an MRI scanner? I thought you weren't supposed to move in those things.

I don't knwo, but I'm willing to give it a go!

 

[KarenDee]

How in the heck do you fuck in an MRI scanner? I thought you weren't supposed to move in those things.

I would imagine you'd have to penetrate the woman, be placed into the MRI machine, and remain motionless in the vagina for the time period it took to take the series of shots. Sounds like it wouldn't be a plan for a card-carrying member of the "Limp Dick Society!"

 

[bobsgirl]

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Nice work if you can get it.

 

[covariant]

I would imagine you'd have to penetrate the woman, be placed into the MRI machine, and remain motionless in the vagina for the time period it took to take the series of shots. Sounds like it wouldn't be a plan for a card-carrying member of the "Limp Dick Society!"

I read about this somewhere else and I think that's exactly how it was done. I seem to recall a photo of the happy couple being moved into the MRI machine. I guess some people will do anything to push back the frontiers...

 

[bobsgirl]

I read about this somewhere else and I think that's exactly how it was done. I seem to recall a photo of the happy couple being moved into the MRI machine. I guess some people will do anything to push back the frontiers...

We're joking about it, but if you think about it, it really is more than a little...weird.

 

[revolution724]

Maybe this is a good practical use for tantric sex.

 

[MagicFingers]

Very Interesting

Nice study. Too bad they don't have any funding for more research.

I found this quote most interesting:
"Scanning of the position of the human genitals during coitus gives a convincing impression of the enormous size of the average penis in erection (root plus pendulous part is 22 cm) and of the volume of vaginal and pelvic space required by the pendulous part of the penis. "

Girls, we've been tell you that we were huge for years! LOL

 

[LadyJeanne]

We're joking about it, but if you think about it, it really is more than a little...weird.

You say that now, but wait til someone gets the brilliant idea to MRI some butt sex...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Nice study. Too bad they don't have any funding for more research.

I found this quote most interesting:
"Scanning of the position of the human genitals during coitus gives a convincing impression of the enormous size of the average penis in erection (root plus pendulous part is 22 cm) and of the volume of vaginal and pelvic space required by the pendulous part of the penis. "

Girls, we've been tell you that we were huge for years! LOL

I can see it now - in a few years, men will be getting voluntary MRIs just to determine the exact length of their entire penis.

 

[bobsgirl]

You say that now, but wait til someone gets the brilliant idea to MRI some butt sex...

 

[bobsgirl]

I can see it now - in a few years, men will be getting voluntary MRIs just to determine the exact length of their entire penis.

Thus eliminating the need for those pesky "How do I measure my dick?" threads. It would be a public service.

 

[midwestyankee]

I can see it now - in a few years, men will be getting voluntary MRIs just to determine the exact length of their entire penis.

I doubt it...this would eliminate the possibility of lying to yourself about how well hung you are.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I doubt it...this would eliminate the possibility of lying to yourself about how well hung you are.

Shoot, and I was going to suggest they get the results officially tattooed on their inner thigh so there would be no question about it again...

 

[midwestyankee]

Shoot, and I was going to suggest they get the results officially tattooed on their inner thigh so there would be no question about it again...

Seems to me that if a lady got to the inner thigh there wouldn't be a whole heck of a lot of mystery left, ya know?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Seems to me that if a lady got to the inner thigh there wouldn't be a whole heck of a lot of mystery left, ya know?

True, but it's not usually the ladies who ask the question.

 

[M's girl]

Nice work if you can get it.

Hehe! Come to The Netherlands....