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Shankara20

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Got up early today to take my broken riding lawnmower in to be serviced. Service Dept manger was female. A strong female. Yes, Ma'am sort of female.

Shank dropped deep into sub space involuntarily. :eek:
Almost unable to drive home. :eek:

This has not happened to me in years.




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More in this development later.
 

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Damn, man. You've got a riding mower? How big is your yard?

2 3/4 acres - a bunch o' grass...

5 hours if I mow it all in one day. The back section I only cut about every 2 to 3 weeks.

I listen to a lot of digital books.
(was going to type "books on tape" but that is as old fashioned as a "long distance phone call" :( )

:eek:
 
It all started when I fucked up and hit a big tree stump while mowing the back yard.

"what a dumb shit" I thought to myself.

Not a very Dom thing to think about oneself, now is it?

I was going to pick up this story line yesterday buy wife wondered if I wanted to take a "little blue pill". Something came up a short time later and I was rather occupied with pressing matters. :D



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2 3/4 acres - a bunch o' grass...

5 hours if I mow it all in one day. The back section I only cut about every 2 to 3 weeks.

I listen to a lot of digital books.
(was going to type "books on tape" but that is as old fashioned as a "long distance phone call" :( )

:eek:
Why mow it? Make your own prairie! Plant native grasses and flowers. Save the bees and butterflies and whatnot.

Beautiful + environmentally fabulous + Shank reads reclining + Shank saves gas money. Win, win, win, win!
 
Why mow it? Make your own prairie! Plant native grasses and flowers. Save the bees and butterflies and whatnot.

Beautiful + environmentally fabulous + Shank reads reclining + Shank saves gas money. Win, win, win, win!

That is the long term plan. The place belongs to wife's trust. Her mom (age = 96) and dad (age = 101) still come from the nursing home from time to time to visit, so we are not going to make any major changes from how they had it as their home just yet.

As you can see, I bottom to the yard :eek:
 
So you see I am somewhat of a bottom to the yard.

Taking care of a place this large is somewhat new to me, as is the John Deere LA-135.

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I am not in charge of making large changes to this yard. In addition wife as the $$$ in our relationship for larger changes to the place.

A month ago I hit a stump. A big stump. I hit it so hard I planted a blade tip deep into the stump. Took a bunch of work getting the mower loose. As I resumed mowing it became clear I bent one blade.

After several trips the store to purchase new blades. Still not an even cut, something else was wrong.

After several hours of reading manuals, finding tools and new sorts of work it became clear I did more to the mower then bend a blade.

Monday morning call John Deere dealer. Talk to Turf Service dept staff = female voice.

2 1/2 week back log = make a appointment. She suggest I bring whole mower to shop, not just mowing beck. Be at shop Sat at 8:00 am.

No trailer, have I. Most find rental place.
Given my truck to 17 year old grandson. Must call and arrange to get it for the weekend.
2" ball hitch I need. No ball had the truck. Only hole in bumper.

Place with trailer not sure they have correct balls.

Friday go to grandson get truck over lunch hour. Go get ball on bumper. Go do some of my job away from office. Steal some time to go get trailer.

Sat am get up early to load mower on trailer. Service place closes at noon. Trailer place closes at 3:00. Grandson need truck by 5:00. Have no idea how long this will take. Several hours? Several days? Drop off mower and keep trailer? Return trailer for today and get later in the week for pick-up mower?

I was cool with all that stuff, but these was no place I was in charge. And I felt stupid for busting up the mower and leaving the yard looking like poop for about a month (I mowed as needed but the yard looked more like a punk haircut then a neat uptight middle class residence). I also felt bad for the $500.00 I was about to spend.

So I pull up to the place with my little bitty lawn mower past equipment many times larger all over the place - saw the "Turf Service Dept." awning. Parked and walked in. An attractive 40ish lady walks by caring something. I didn't see a service desk. I had no idea who the dept manager was. Several guys were working on mowers but no one said a word. I was a bit lost. The lady walked back in with not so much as an "oh hi". More of a "who cares" air about her.

She pushed an office door open just a little and starts moving some boxes around. As she sits down she looks up at me and said "sit" nodding her head toward the chair.

I mumbled "Yes Ma'am" and was gone.

I have not felt this deep in sub-space ever outside a dungeon, or fully dressed for that matter.

Whatever she told me to do, I just might have done with nary a whimper.

When I got back out to my truck to leave I still was hard and drippy. :eek:

I am a bit surprised I got the truck home.

In retrospect I can see that this whole damn set of events were of my own making, but not from a power place. I suspect that the fact that I found her physical appearance to my liking tipped the scale opening a door I seldom now open.

I am not complaining, it was unsettling, but a wonderful set of feelings.

Anyone have anything remotely related happen to them?




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Anyone have anything remotely related happen to them?




:rose:

Oh, yes. :eek: I can't think of anything overt off the top of my head, but I'm a pretty confident, social person. Sometimes people, for no obvious reason, make me stutter like a shy child.

Also, a few years back I was driving, and I nearly drove my car off the road oggling a construction worker on the side of the road, eating his lunch. After I righted my car, I looked in the rearview mirror at him (and he was laughing at me :0) and he honestly wasn't that good looking, but something managed to gain my very distracted self's attention and made me go RAWR. lol
 
Feel free to laugh if you must!


If it makes you satisfied who am I to judge ;)


What would the flipside to subspace be, Shank (as you're using the word, in this context)?

Good question.

Competent is what jumped to mind - with that feeling of competence for me comes a feeling of self-confidence and following that a feeling of power.
 
I don't know if I can sufficiently explain this without giving too much of my job away. It's not that I have a private job, but I don't like giving too much about my life away...in case someone is trying to connect the dots with things I've already divulged about my life. But, I'll try.

My situation isn't sub space...totally the opposite. So much the opposite that it can sometimes be difficult to stay professional in my job. There are just too many kinky videos that fit so well with the situation, too. That doesn't help at all...NOT AT ALL!

Recently, I've come into contact with an early 20s woman, not bad looking at all, and a couple of minors, also. Suffice it to say these females were doing something against the law and it was my job to confront them, and then let the law take its course, yadda-yadda-yadda.

First off, why did it have to be women, and why did they have to be so fucking cute? And, because of the situation, I was very much the dom and they were quite submissive and begging for mercy. Of course the law doesn't allow me to cut them any slack, making me look even more like the evil dom.

I can't really say much more about the above situations, but like I said, there are MANY kinky videos where the male has power and the female has broken the law. And yes, the word punishment comes into the story, too.

Yes, I love my job, but there are times when it is difficult to stay the professional, and keep those kinky videos from running through my mind. :devil:


Ooh, I just had a kinky thought. What if these ladies were submissive and they all went home and masturbated with kinky thoughts of that good looking, but evil, man that made them submit to his demands. Ahem...
 
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Yes, I love my job, but there are times when it is difficult to stay the professional, and keep those kinky videos from running through my mind. :devil:

There are times it is helpful to have developed the ability to compartmentalize parts of ones life.

It is often not easy to do, but the best thing to do.

:cool:
 
There are times it is helpful to have developed the ability to compartmentalize parts of ones life.

It is often not easy to do, but the best thing to do.

:cool:
Oh, I would never act on any kinky thoughts, but trust me...I have them.:eek:

Kinky thoughts are legal.:cool: Acting on those thoughts can get you into trouble.:eek: Knowing the lines not to cross is priceless.:rolleyes:
 
Oh, I would never act on any kinky thoughts, but trust me...I have them.:eek:

Kinky thoughts are legal.:cool: Acting on those thoughts can get you into trouble.:eek: Knowing the lines not to cross is priceless.:rolleyes:

You are a wise man indeed! :heart:


Kinky, yes. :eek:


But wise. :rose:




:cool:
 
It all started when I fucked up and hit a big tree stump while mowing the back yard.

"what a dumb shit" I thought to myself.

Not a very Dom thing to think about oneself, now is it?
Years ago, I had a very nice Snapper mower. I usually had the height adjusted a certain way, and for some reason, I decided to cut the grass a smidgen shorter one day.

I'd forgotten about a small galvanized pipe that a former property owner had used to fashion a step railing. The railing had been removed but that small pipe was still sticking a little bit out of the rock wall separating my property and the neighbor's. I knew it was there and had always intended to remove it or at least cut it down to size, but never did. It looks like a gas pipe, so that was always what kept me from just cutting the sucker out.

Well, I was mowing in that area and the yard was looking good. That Snapper was a bagger and did I say it was a very nice mower? I came to the area where the pipe was and need I say it didn't win when the mower blade hit that pipe?

If you've ever heard a mower humming a long just fine then stop dead in an instant, you know that sick feeling I had. Not only had I made a pretzel out of the blade, I also bent the mower's shaft. Man, that thing was purring along just fine, then in just an instant...:eek:


I'm off to my sometimes kinky job, now.:devil:
 
There are times it is helpful to have developed the ability to compartmentalize parts of ones life.

It is often not easy to do, but the best thing to do.

:cool:
By compartmentalize do you mean that part of me that was making a tent in my slacks? I'm quite sure the rest of me was very professional!:D
 
I don't know if I can sufficiently explain this without giving too much of my job away. It's not that I have a private job, but I don't like giving too much about my life away...in case someone is trying to connect the dots with things I've already divulged about my life. But, I'll try.

My situation isn't sub space...totally the opposite. So much the opposite that it can sometimes be difficult to stay professional in my job. There are just too many kinky videos that fit so well with the situation, too. That doesn't help at all...NOT AT ALL!

Recently, I've come into contact with an early 20s woman, not bad looking at all, and a couple of minors, also. Suffice it to say these females were doing something against the law and it was my job to confront them, and then let the law take its course, yadda-yadda-yadda.

First off, why did it have to be women, and why did they have to be so fucking cute? And, because of the situation, I was very much the dom and they were quite submissive and begging for mercy. Of course the law doesn't allow me to cut them any slack, making me look even more like the evil dom.

I can't really say much more about the above situations, but like I said, there are MANY kinky videos where the male has power and the female has broken the law. And yes, the word punishment comes into the story, too.

Yes, I love my job, but there are times when it is difficult to stay the professional, and keep those kinky videos from running through my mind. :devil:
Haha, this is awesome.
 
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