Oh, crush me, baby.

XXplorher

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I have to say this (in defense of myself) ............... did you read the title, imbisille?

Nibble, nibble, bibbly snack.... and there we gooooooooo.........
 
Ok, here's how it works.

All smart people? Go away..... (you know where you're to be found). All dumb people? I have a button made for you right here. It has your team's name on it? You should go away and pretend dumb.. orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


WHAT DO YOU RECCOMEND? (Gee, I'm one of them)
 
CRAPPPPpppppppppppppppppp.............. picture of le toilet? Can I step in it for a second?

Yeah, that's messy enough. Ladies?


Oh man........... I'll never live it down. Eh - fuck it all!!
 
I immediately revamp my complete sense of self respect - and demand the purple goddess pay attention to me......... failing that. I'll remind myself there never WAS a purple goddess? Lash?
 
XXplorher said:
I'll remind myself there never WAS a purple goddess?

The purple goddess is REAL, Man.

Too bad you went and stepped in that steaming pile of Aquila, she's not gonna be too impressed with that.
 
Brother, Lash?

Being that I'm a basic Escimo these days.......... should I come on to this chick? (Oh, man......... hey superwoman. Be a LEO - let's talk.)
 
Unasnswered

Sum-bitch

dId I say that?


Oddly enough -that's pretty much what I have to say.
 
sunstruck said:
Ok that's fucked. lol I am a leo. What do you want to talk about dude?


Big purple boobs come to mind. Let's talk about big purple boobs.
 
LEO

First of all, DUDE........... haahaha

Ever met a dude named 'less than?'
 
Let's think about chicks that 'Thinker'. Let's talk about chicks that make me wanna matter.........lets talka bout chicks with mega ............betta. Lets chicks that make me wanna sweata! Chicks that fuckin ROCK!!........ Chicks that count, eh. Important?


yeah, that's weak. But who's out there?

Ooops

"Print that - and thgat about doies it, eh?"
Hell - I'm caged. Dont forget to slice me with

courtship of Ady Richtir? (LOL~!!!!!!!!! Oh forget it. well done then. Hello and villcommen.
MAy I sleep now?
 
Drunken ramblings

....... can someone please explain to me what the fuck I was talking about last Saturday? Pure drunken insanity. True embarASSment. *WhuuuuckKKK!*

Never again, never again, never again........ (yeah, right).


Take it easy, Lasher.
 
I have no idea, but I think you called me a goddess, so I'm cool with it.
 
Re: Drunken ramblings

XXplorher said:
....... can someone please explain to me what the fuck I was talking about last Saturday? Pure drunken insanity. True embarASSment. *WhuuuuckKKK!*

My favorite part was when you explained Howard Hunt's use of CIA bankrolled breast enhancement and its involvement in the Kennedy Assasination.

Good stuff.
 
Re: Re: Drunken ramblings

Lasher said:
My favorite part was when you explained Howard Hunt's use of CIA bankrolled breast enhancement and its involvement in the Kennedy Assasination.

Good stuff.



The grassy Knoll?

Muff interference. Pussy killed the president.
Ya?

Merry nakedness....
 
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