Oh, crap!

[Guest]

My electric kettle has just died on me. Sperks and everything. I almost burnt my right hand. Coffee in the morning is going to be slow and time consuming affair.

Well, at least I'll have an affair.

 

[BgMma]

I would invite you to my place for fresh ground, but that would be a long trip for a cup of joe!

 

[Starfish]

I thought you wanted to get fucked?

What is the problem?

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

I could go for a french press. Who here is french?