Oh, Captain!

[neci]

Tell me of your Captains and how they sailed their Seas.

 

[neci]

maybe just the seas. fuck the captain. unless the captain is a cat. then it's to war my friends.

 

[raindancer]

His name was Captain Wigglebottoms. He was my childhood captain. He was a cat that wore trousers. No man has ever matched the wit of Cap'n Wigglebottoms.

 

[neci]

His name was Captain Wigglebottoms. He was my childhood captain. He was a cat that wore trousers. No man has ever matched the wit of Cap'n Wigglebottoms.

i love him.

 

[neci]

what did he like to get into?

 

[Saint Peter]

stuff
everything
anything
trouble
raunchy porn

 

[raindancer]

Mostly, peeing in my dad's sock drawer and pooping in the neighbor's blueberry bushes.

 

[raindancer]

stuff
everything
anything
trouble
raunchy porn

Oh yeah. Cap'n Petey plunders and pillages.

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.vapors1.com/store/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/image/700x560/e9c3970ab036de70892d86c6d221abfe/c/a/capn_crunch_e-liquid_1.gif

 

[runsilent]

Mostly, peeing in my dad's sock drawer and pooping in the neighbor's blueberry bushes.

Which is why we only babysat you once.

 

[Spins]

Captain Solo. He once went to Stars End.

 

[Pookie]

stuff
everything
anything
trouble
raunchy porn

^^^ scurvy dog ^^^

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/08/12/captain-morgan_custom-24997c9c0452ac1a908e515014a67896765496a1-s800-c85.jpg

This captain has gotten me into many a crunch.