Oh Canada .....

Oh, Canada... Address us. Speak French to us. Invade us. S’il vous plaît.

Yes, invade us! We'll surrender and be annexed! Instead of the other way around! That way, we get single-payer health care out of the deal -- and FBI agents will have to dress up like Dudley Doright! :)

Of course, we're too proud a nation to go down without a fight. As soon as the war starts, we'll nuke Alberta -- just as a token, you understand. In compensation, we will stand down all defenses in the airspace leading to Texas. Win-win! :D
 
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