Og does tentacle porn

[oggbashan]

Ok. I'm doing Gulliver's Travels and I have a reputation for literary porn so I thought I'd try something different - tentacle porn.

Og


Here it was: - it is now posted as a story.

The Giant Squid

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Og,

That's weird.

Good, but weird.



Should we be a little concerned for your literary sanity?

 

[oggbashan]

Should we be a little concerned for your literary sanity?

Indubitably. Too much Jonathan Swift is bad for you.

Og

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The remarkably versitile Og proves yet again, that no genre is beyond his skill

-Colly

 

[shereads]

Og, there's a detailed animation of tentacle sex at Pornotopia.com. Enjoy.

I did. The animation, and your story. (Of coure I'm blushing and averting my eyes as I admit this.)

 

[dr_mabeuse]

No cuttle bone jokes?

Nothing about squids coming ink?

FYI, in my dissolute youth, a used condom was called a "squid".

---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

The Venerable One strikes again.

Originally posted by oggbashan For the first few days Arnold lay quiescent, scarcely moving.

Dear Og,
Good grief! Kafka comes to the AH. Pretty good. No, very good and quite original.

I decided to cavil about the above line, because it seems redundant. Also, it's the only thing I could find to pick on.

MG

 

[shereads]

No cuttle bone jokes?

Nothing about squids coming ink?

FYI, in my dissolute youth, a used condom was called a "squid".

---dr.M.

Isn't it true that in your youth, condoms were squid?

 

[Icingsugar]

Isn't it true that in your youth, condoms were squid?

When there are sheep intestines about? Lady, don't be ridiculous.

However, I have actually seen squid being used to avoid an unwanted pregnancy by a girl who worked with me at a reasturant years ago. Smack a two pound plastic pag full of frozen calimari rings in the head of a too eager wooer, and he'll probably get the point...

/Ice

 

[oggbashan]

Ogg should be ashamed but...

he isn't. Not for trying tentacle porn. I enjoyed writing it.

He is ashamed for blatant plugging of this story.

Any suggestions for the category it should be submitted under will be gratefully received.

Og (Who used to supplement his pocket money catching squid and octopus barehanded)

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Ogg should be ashamed but...

Og (Who used to supplement his pocket money catching squid and octopus barehanded)

Dear Venerable Og,
With THAT HAND? Without washing it first? Oh, those poor tentacled creatures!
MG

 

[Sabledrake]

You know, Og, Cthulhu Sex Magazine's motto is "Blood, Sex and Tentacles," and their submission guidelines like stories to include at least two of the three

http://www.cthulhusex.com/

They pay in contributor copies, but the magazine is fairly well-regarded in most horror writer circles.

Sabledrake
who has a subscription, and sold them a story

 

[The_old_man]

If some ANAMIE artist reads this you may get illustrated.

 

[Guest]

Nice one, Og!

Leave it to you to make TP respectable.

That was bloody erotic! And extremely well written.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Nice one, Og!

Leave it to you to make TP respectable.

That was bloody erotic! And extremely well written.

Lou

Thank you, Lou.

But did you have to say 'respectable'?

Arnold the giant squid is hurt by the implication. He's sulking at the bottom of his tank waiting for the next female marine biologist.



Og

 

[Guest]

Thank you, Lou.

But did you have to say 'respectable'?

Arnold the giant squid is hurt by the implication. He's sulking at the bottom of his tank waiting for the next female marine biologist.



Og

Ooo ooo! *waves hands in the air*

I'm no marine biologist, but I do hold a 25 metre swimming certificate. Perhaps I could apologise to him, in person?

Lou

 

[SummerMorning]

Is tentacle porn bestiality? Or is it more in line with sci-fi, because the squid appears sentient?



Nice and slippery tho', I'll think twice next time I eat calamari - never know where they've been...

 

[oggbashan]

Ooo ooo! *waves hands in the air*

I'm no marine biologist, but I do hold a 25 metre swimming certificate. Perhaps I could apologise to him, in person?

Lou

Apology accepted, Lou.

Arnold isn't impressed by swimming certificates - only by warm pussies - that he can eat with the rest of you. *whisper* I think he prefers mermaids.

But if you taste nice and can wave in French I'm sure he'll oblige.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Is tentacle porn bestiality? Or is it more in line with sci-fi, because the squid appears sentient?

Tentacle porn is a subset of fantasy porn, along with arachnid porn and furry porn. In the first two consummation usually ends fatally. I perverted tentacle porn by attempting to make it realistic.

Og

 

[SummerMorning]

I think you've hurt Ahnold's feelings now, calling him perverted!


But Arachnid porn? Spidersex? Involves eating the male? That's one pr0n I can't get my mind around!

 

[Quint]

I doubt it will pass inspection. Werewolves are acceptable, dogs are not; tentacled demons would pass muster, squids are real and thus probably not permitted. I don't think the "fantasy" element is enough to alter that; the other categories you mentioned (arachnid and furry) necessitate a degree of the supernatural that isn't present in this take.

 

[oggbashan]

I think I will try submitting it as "Satire".

It can only get accepted or rejected.

I have put a warning at the start of the story. I have been explicit in the Notes field for the webmasters that this story may breach the rules. I will accept the decision if it is rejected and if so, I will delete the first post of this thread.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Laurel accepted it

The Giant Squid has joined the main body of Literotica works.

I warned Laurel. I was explicit in the notes field. I told her it was dangerous but... it is accepted. And posted.

So now everyone can get squidded. Arnold the squid is getting excited by the public exposure and lurking, waiting for the next woman to dip her toes into his tank.

The Giant Squid

Do I now have to accept the blame for making tentacle porn respectable?

Og

 

[Sabledrake]

Re: Laurel accepted it

Way to go, Og!

Do I now have to accept the blame for making tentacle porn respectable?

Og

Well, hey, if I have to take the blame for Pasiphae and the white bull ... fair's only fair!

Sabledrake

 

[oggbashan]

I think you've hurt Ahnold's feelings now, calling him perverted!

Someone else has as well.

Arnold has retreated behind a cloud of black ink. From time to time a tentacle emerges from the gloom and makes rude gestures in French.

Og