Offroad driving

[Svenskaflicka]

My drivers' exam is on Thursday morning, and today, 3 of my friends took me driving to let me get a little extra practise.

I drove off the road twice, I entered one of those circulation thingies too quickly once (thank you, mr kind-or-perhaps-shocked man in the vehicle I almost hit with my friend's borrowed car, for a) steering aside, b) not making any obscene gestures at me, and c) not pressing charges), I almost entered the wrong lane after doing a left turn, and the engine died 2-3 times.

I got a lot of good advice from my friends, a lot of hearty laughs, and I feel much safer and relaxed now. I think I'm gonna be fine on Thursday.

(Knock-knock-knock!)

 

[oggbashan]

My fingers are crossed for you.

I'm glad I won't be driving in your country when you pass.

You will.

Og

 

[kendo1]

Happy Norwegian Constitution Day!
Thank God the North Sea is between us.

 

[yui]

Much luck, Svenska! It will come. Driving is one of those things that you can only really learn how to do by doing it. You will be fine. Gambatte!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Happy Norwegian Constitution Day!
Thank God the North Sea is between us.

The weird thing is, I actually DO care more about "Syttende Mai" than my own national holiday... which incidentally IS becoming a sunday as of this year.

I don't like it. The last thing we need is ANOTHER excuse for racists to get drunk and bitch and whine about Swedish supremacy.

 

[Guest]

Oooh eck! All the best for tomorrow, Svenska!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's 9am my time. (Is Stockholm one hour ahead of or one hour behind Greenwhich time? I can never remember.)

Keep your fingers crossed for me!







No, you don't need to cross your knees. Do feel free to open them as wide as it pleases you.

 

[Guest]

I think it's one hour ahead, so I'll cross my fingers for you at 8am and keep them crossed for what, about an hour? If they get cramped, it's all your fault.







As for my legs: I thank you. But, in your honour, I don't think I'll go quite as far as I might.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think it's one hour ahead, so I'll cross my fingers for you at 8am and keep them crossed for what, about an hour? If they get cramped, it's all your fault.







As for my legs: I thank you. But, in your honour, I don't think I'll go quite as far as I might.

Better make it 2 hours, in case you're wrong. That way, I'm completely covered. And you have the perfect excuse not to do any work, either.

Actually, I think it would be kinda nice if everyone at AH would have some nice, hot backseat sex to support me while I'm proving my driving skills.

 

[Guest]

Better make it 2 hours, in case you're wrong. That way, I'm completely covered. And you have the perfect excuse not to do any work, either.

Actually, I think it would be kinda nice if everyone at AH would have some nice, hot backseat sex to support me while I'm proving my driving skills.

Okie, cool, will do! Bloody hell, how am I gonna type? I just might have to sit and watch a film for a couple of hours. Ho hum! Oh yeah, or have sex in my car...

I shall do my utmost for you on that front. I might get a few odd looks as people pass my car on the driveway, but it's all in a good cause.

 

[snooper]

It should be over by now. I hope you did well s'va.