Official Temporary Isolated Blurt Thread (until Laurel wakes up)

[evesdream]

In a haze of drugs, exhaustion, or plain irritation with the yammering of blurties, Laurelle created a closed new blurt thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1106931&page=6

Feel free to blurt here if you really must.

 

[Wings]

Umm. I wouldn't know how to look up an IP address. Just to be clear.

 

[pete]

its rainy out. (bad thing)

i'm hungry. (very bad thing)

i've had no coffee. (dangerous thing)

i'm listening to some sweet old-school go-go. (always a good thing)

 

[evesdream]

BL sounds about right. But who are you, 2012/131 posts? Who are yoooouu?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Today I learned that completely deaf people have to be taught that farts can be audible.

#TheMoreYouKnow

 

[evesdream]

We were promised love notes and soft hair.

 

[domroger]

Today I learned that completely deaf people have to be taught that farts can be audible.

#TheMoreYouKnow

Does that mean their farts don't smell ?

 

[Brollyanna]

Today I learned that completely deaf people have to be taught that farts can be audible.

#TheMoreYouKnow

I used to work with a guy who, although not deaf at all, didn't seem to know his farts were audible.

Also, he was totally unaware that they smelled.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Does that mean their farts don't smell ?

Let's go to the dictionary.....

 

[RobDownSouth]

We were promised love notes and soft hair.

Actually, I believe what Mona said was actually "Hair shining like bacon"...

 

[evesdream]

I used to work with a guy who, although not deaf at all, didn't seem to know his farts were audible.

Also, he was totally unaware that they smelled.

A revolutionary, and with every clarion his bottom declares "down with fart-shaming!"

 

[Wings]

He's sweet and kind and caring and I love him more every day. Even when I want to strangle him.

He did sign the note "your man" though. That might detract from the cuteness. Shit. I just realized that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's sweet and kind and caring and I love him more every day. Even when I want to strangle him.

He did sign the note "your man" though. That might detract from the cuteness. Shit. I just realized that.

Well, if he'd signed it "You're man", I suspect you would have had an even bigger issue.

 

[Wings]

Well, if he'd signed it "You're man", I suspect you would have had an even bigger issue.

No, he's got a great grasp of the English language.

 

[evesdream]

He's sweet and kind and caring and I love him more every day. Even when I want to strangle him.

He did sign the note "your man" though. That might detract from the cuteness. Shit. I just realized that.

Oh my god - "your man" is just corny and self-conscious enough to be absolutely adorable, truly.

 

[Wings]

Oh my god - "your man" is just corny and self-conscious enough to be absolutely adorable, truly.

Well then I'll stop freaking out. He is adorable and sweet.

 

[Laurel]

In a haze of drugs

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https://33.media.tumblr.com/5cb2dd8e0791ac541a3a7f3a1c206583/tumblr_mqob2vnzKz1qkgh4go7_250.gif https://33.media.tumblr.com/794fbd590f040a002e026fceed995f33/tumblr_mqob2vnzKz1qkgh4go8_250.gif

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[evesdream]

We don't judge, Laurel!

Well then I'll stop freaking out. He is adorable and sweet.

Can't you just imagine him sitting there for like 10 minutes trying to decide how to sign off on the note?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I like this one better, the title isn't so long.

 

[Brollyanna]

A revolutionary, and with every clarion his bottom declares "down with fart-shaming!"

You got to respect an agitator.

*pegs nose*