Official Pyromanics and Inebriates Thread (Burn this fucker down!!)

[Rhys]

I'm Bored with this namby pamby shit...

and I have a bottle of tequila, some rags and a lighter...


anybody got marshmallows???




(yeah we are fucking bored)

 

[Summery]

I'm in!!!

I've got a bottle of Smirnoff's, chocolate and marshmallows!

Btw~I'm SummerRose. I'm not new but lately feel like it.
Maybe I need to read BlackBirds newbie thread to find out who all these people are

 

[Rhys]

wooo hoo!

I've got some left over firecrackers someplace....

did you know ...smoke bombs will burn under water...


instead of throwing coconuts...we could go burn a pentagram on
~~cough~~'s front lawn...

yeah...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cool thread.

Ok, I've got a big bottle of wine, partially dented, cigarettes and 3 lighters.

Am I in?

 

[Rhys]

Cool thread.

Ok, I've got a big bottle of wine, partially dented, cigarettes and 3 lighters.

Am I in?

You are... whatcha smoking...mines dunhill...

 

[Calamity Jane]

Cool thread.

Ok, I've got a big bottle of wine, partially dented, cigarettes and 3 lighters.

Am I in?

Not without the dope, you're not.

I can contribute a bottle of expensive scotch for drinking, and a bottle of cheap vodka for burning.

 

[freescorfr]

If Ruby in I'm in. Calvados and lots of depleted uranium. and breasts, of course.

 

[Rhys]

Not without the dope, you're not.

I can contribute a bottle of expensive scotch for drinking, and a bottle of cheap vodka for burning.

alright PG!

dontcha love how vodka burns with a pretty blue flame...

 

[Rhys]

If Ruby in I'm in. Calvados and lots of depleted uranium. and breasts, of course.

there she is mate, go for it...

 

[Summery]

Hmmmm.....looking at my Smirnoff bottle ~evil grin~

 

[Rhys]

<<<looking for something to burn>>

so who do we want to roast tonight...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ok, Cowgirl, my stash is in, but you fuckers aren't just going to burn it for the flames, ok?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ok, Cowgirl, my stash is in, but you fuckers aren't just going to burn it for the flames, ok?

Darlin... would I waste your dope?

 

[Rhys]

Ok, Cowgirl, my stash is in, but you fuckers aren't just going to burn it for the flames, ok?

pass the doobie over here, eh?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Girlie, another reason for you to come for a visit, eh?

Plus, I wouldn't mind being your first.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Girlie, another reason for you to come for a visit, eh?

Plus, I wouldn't mind being your first.

So many reasons to visit.

Rhys, if I pass this to you, you're not gonna get all selfish and shit are you?

 

[Rhys]

So many reasons to visit.

Rhys, if I pass this to you, you're not gonna get all selfish and shit are you?

Hell no...

pass it along, girl...

 

[Calamity Jane]

well ok then

 

[Rhys]

well ok then

<<taking a big drag>>


holy shit what was that...sensmilla??


whoa...


wobbles off to set more fires...

 

[Calamity Jane]

laughin at Rhys

'Lightweight'

watchin the fires burn

 

[freescorfr]

Girls,were any of you behind Dillinger's av? Looks as though Rhys set him on fire in mid-bonk.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Well, I must admit, it's my fault he has such a raging hard on... but I had nothing to do with the flameage.

 

[freescorfr]

Well, I must admit, it's my fault he has such a raging hard on... but I had nothing to do with the flameage.

Took me a while to see his member, I was so distracted by the flames.
having your dessert flambeed takes on a new meaning.

Are you on bourbon or calvados, pagan?

 

[Calamity Jane]

It's glenmorrangie single malt for me tonight

 

[KinkyCat]

Do you blow things up as well?

Ok maybe that was in poor taste, but I HATE the SYdney Harbour Bridge......................