Official D/s test!

Marquis

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OK, maybe not an official D/s test, but this test is widely used by employers to evaluate the personality types of potential employees. The implications of the results are pretty interesting and in my experience pretty spot on.

Pick the answers that represent who you are now, not who you used to be or will be. Also, don't overthink questions, go with your first response.


1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon & and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you.
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with..
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
a) big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted.....
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8 Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) Black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are....
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant


SCROLL DOWN TO CALCULATE SCORE









































POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 ( d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a ) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1



I will reveal what your score represents after we've gotten some results.

I scored a 51.
 
I've seen this before I forget where though.

Today I scored a 47.
 
I want results!!!!!!! :p

Ok, so I scored a 47. What does that mean?
 
I scored a 43.

How many results do you need before you post the results?
 
O.k. so what does it mean that I got a 45?

Marquis could we please have the results now?
 
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...40 points?... I'M LOSING!

nm

blushingbottom is losing.

I'M NOT LOSING!!
 
This is how to interpret the results:



If you got a 47 and you are a male, you are a pretty cool guy. Knowledgable about BDSM and well spoken with a good temperament. If you are female your power animal is the rabbit and you are likely to be bisexual. You might also be a fairly experienced female Dominant.

If you scored a 43, you are probably good natured and unassuming, but you may hate doctors.

A score of 39 is usually indicative of bisexual Canadians.

45 and you are likely to have fulfilling relationships online.

At 49 you are probably an outrageous slut, bursting with life and confidence or a mysterious dude.

I can't seem to find much information on the scores of 40 or 41, but if you got a 35 you probably resent having to work for a living and misinterpret people a lot.

Having a 51 means you have a gigantic penis.
 
Marquis said:
This is how to interpret the results:



If you got a 47 and you are a male, you are a pretty cool guy. Knowledgable about BDSM and well spoken with a good temperament. If you are female your power animal is the rabbit and you are likely to be bisexual. You might also be a fairly experienced female Dominant.

If you scored a 43, you are probably good natured and unassuming, but you may hate doctors.

A score of 39 is usually indicative of bisexual Canadians.

45 and you are likely to have fulfilling relationships online.

At 49 you are probably an outrageous slut, bursting with life and confidence or a mysterious dude.

I can't seem to find much information on the scores of 40 or 41, but if you got a 35 you probably resent having to work for a living and misinterpret people a lot.

Having a 51 means you have a gigantic penis.

ROFLMAO

Wow, that is so right on!
 
Marquis said:
This is how to interpret the results:



If you got a 47 and you are a male, you are a pretty cool guy. Knowledgable about BDSM and well spoken with a good temperament. If you are female your power animal is the rabbit and you are likely to be bisexual. You might also be a fairly experienced female Dominant.

If you scored a 43, you are probably good natured and unassuming, but you may hate doctors.

A score of 39 is usually indicative of bisexual Canadians.

45 and you are likely to have fulfilling relationships online.

At 49 you are probably an outrageous slut, bursting with life and confidence or a mysterious dude.

I can't seem to find much information on the scores of 40 or 41, but if you got a 35 you probably resent having to work for a living and misinterpret people a lot.

Having a 51 means you have a gigantic penis.

Smartass. ;)

But I'm really a fairly inexperienced female submissive. So ha! :nana:
 
Netzach said:
50

does having a huge one get me hired?

51 is the penis, 50 actually means you are a habitual thief.


I'm not surprised that our scores are close on this by the way.
 
dixicritter said:
I got a 39.... so I guess that blows your theory about that number huh? ;)


I said usually!

OK, OK, time for the real results.....
 
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