Offensensitivity

[KillerMuffin]

Whose got it? Whose got it bad?

I've got a smidge of it. I like to be offended more to poke fun at myself and those around me. Pseudo-offendedness can be a barrel of laughs for those of use who adore sarcastic wit.

In general, though, when I get offended, seriously offended, I go for the throat. Tear out the jugular, rip ya a knew one, and I don't actually care who gets hurt or if I'm right or wrong.

What about ya'll? Don't lie, we've seen you do it.

 

[Harbinger]

Oh, I like to be Pseudoffended just to have fun with it, but if it's a really offensive act, I try to take a step back and think about it. So I don't go off half-cocked. 'Cause if I have to go off, I want to make sure I'm hole-cocked.

 

[vlvtelvis]

I prefer to be psudo-offensive. (or really offensive, for that matter)

For example: In most circumstances I consider myself heterosexual. Sure, I've done some experimenting in other areas, but I'm not normaly as lustful towards my own sex as for the other. Anyway. Some idiot in a class goes on a gay-bashing rant about how disgusting it is, etc. I signal to a guy in the class who is out of the closet that we should do somthing. We walk to the front of the class and make out until the idiot walks out the door. It was a riot.

I figure that anyone who is a slave to their social conditioning sets themselves up for whatever they get, and I dish it out with glee.