Of Sagging Tits & Droopy Bags (For Tulip)

[Lancecastor]

Tulip sent me fresh pics of her titties not so long ago, all posed to give the illusion of non- saggage....so we talked about the Pencil Test.

In case you don't know, this is where a pencil is placed under each boob. If she can hold it, it's because of TitSag....the first step in a career as a National Geographic model.

Well, Tulip's a contender for the Summer issue, a thought that makes her lash out...so she suggested my balls must be equally as saggy.

Now, as it happens, I'd read somewhere recently that BagTucks are becoming all the rage amongst older guys who want to have the tight bag of a teenage boy again.

So, let's talk about Saggy Tits & Bags.



How's it hangin'?

 

[LadyG]

Hmmm...I thought it just meant that your tits were big.

Dammit, I am so uninformed these days.

*sigh*

 

[bknight2602]

Hmmm...I thought it just meant that your tits were big.

Dammit, I am so uninformed these days.

*sigh*

LOL

 

[LadyG]

I obviously need to be educated in these things.

Or at least given a damn link

 

[bknight2602]

Bag Tucks? Naw I like it the way it is.

 

[LadyG]

*biting my *


Would that not be uncomfortable as hell for a guy? I mean..hmm..at least limit usage, for a while?

 

[bknight2602]

*biting my *


Would that not be uncomfortable as hell for a guy? I mean..hmm..at least limit usage, for a while?

I already have had enough of non-usage.

 

[LadyG]

Ummmmmm.....never mind.

 

[bknight2602]

Ummmmmm.....never mind.

I'm "open" to all initiatives.

 

[Lancecastor]

Pencil Test:

It is men who pioneered the science of plastic surgery, sculpting and shaping women into "perfect" women, their breasts in particular. It is, without a doubt, men who invented the pencil test once featured in Playboy Magazine: "if a pencil slid under the breast of a standing woman stayed put, her beasts were saggy."

http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/13914/91616

Bag Reduction:

Before

After

 

[Guest]

 

[A Desert Rose]

oh yikes..... and it's uncircumcized too!!!!!! eeeeek.

 

[Rubyfruit]

My girls wouldn't pass the pencil test. No way.

But hey, I've had, and nursed, three kids and I'm going to be 40 this year, so I think I'm doing okay.

I would worry about the extent of a man's vanity if he got his ball sack lifted. *shaking head*

Although, I did hear about women getting their labia reduced for the same reasons.

It's a wacky world we live in.

 

[His_sugar]

Those pictures really prompt me to ask.. why was this person so concerned with how his balls look, when his dick looks like that?

i mean, to each their own, but that is one scarey lookin' dick.

 

[ozraven]

Those pictures really prompt me to ask.. why was this person so concerned with how his balls look, when his dick looks like that?

i mean, to each their own, but that is one scarey lookin' dick.

And very small, I am tipping he would fail the pencil test, for length and girth!

 

[PixieSteph]

Hmmm...I thought it just meant that your tits were big.

Dammit, I am so uninformed these days.

*sigh*

I was told it showed the difference between an A cup and a C cup, too.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

A bag tuck? That's ridiculous. I just pull my extra scrotal skin up and tuck it in my butt crack. Works like a charm.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I can pass the pencil test...my nuts are very perky. I can also grasp the pencil with my cock, I have great muscle control.

 

[LadyG]

I was told it showed the difference between an A cup and a C cup, too.

HA!! I knew it. Figures it would be another Toronto girl that got it right

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

My girls wouldn't pass the pencil test. No way.

But hey, I've had, and nursed, three kids and I'm going to be 40 this year, so I think I'm doing okay.

I would worry about the extent of a man's vanity if he got his ball sack lifted. *shaking head*

Although, I did hear about women getting their labia reduced for the same reasons.

It's a wacky world we live in.

I'll bet your 'girls' pass the only test that matters...the 40-yrd Dash.

 

[Mia62]

I can pass the pencil test...my nuts are very perky. I can also grasp the pencil with my cock, I have great muscle control.

Can you also shoot a ping pong ball with it?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Can you also shoot a ping pong ball with it?

I can play pool with it...I can pick up coins off the floor with it...and I can even feed my wife with it.

 

[Mia62]

Holy smokes...not bad at all...now can you do all those things at the SAME time?

 

[ma_guy]

I do my own bag-tucks. It's amazing what you can do with a pair of rusty scissors and a hot-melt glue gun nowadays..

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Pencil! geesh! I'm pretty sure I could hold a BOX of pencils! Small children could get lost in there. lol