Of Facials and Sapphism.

[Never]

In Frimost's thread he talks about a strap-ons with hollow balls and hand pumps. The idea is that you can make love to your girlfriend and then reward her by squirting some liquid on her face/body or in her mouth.

The question is, what liquid?

Peppermint Schnapps perhaps?
Chocolate syrup?
Cranberry Juice?

Giving or receiving, what would you use?

 

[REDWAVE]

Snowballing is hot.

 

[Never]

Okay, say you wanted to give your girlfriend something close to being sprayed with semen. What would you use?

Would egg whites work? Maybe with some flour for thickening?

 

[superlittlegirl]

I think Frimost hopes we'll want to use his hot man-juice.

As if.

 

[marksgirl]

Cornhuskers lotion.

 

[patient1]

I don't think you can improve on chocolate , unless you add brandy.

How about that white icing that comes with toaster streudal?
Fewer calories & healthier than coconut oil.

 

[roxanne69]

Yick, sounds too creepy. I wouldn't use something that squirts with a gf. (My luck she'd get an infection)

 

[Never]

Patient:
"I don't think you can improve on chocolate, unless you add brandy."
That's an idea. What could be better than a nice splash of chocolate and brandy?

Roxanne:
"Yick, sounds too creepy. I wouldn't use something that squirts with a gf. (My luck she'd get an infection)"
You're not squirting into her vagina. You're squirting into her mouth.

Superlittlegirl,
What would you like?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Superlittlegirl,
What would you like?

Sweetened condensed milk? That's yummy stuff.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Still, it seems kind of icky to me to mix food and sex. Dunno why, but it rather creeps me out. Maybe I just like to stay as neat and tidy as possible. Which seems anti-sex in and of itself. Hmm. I like sex, just not sugary stickiness all over me.

 

[roxanne69]

Roxanne:
"Yick, sounds too creepy. I wouldn't use something that squirts with a gf. (My luck she'd get an infection)"
You're not squirting into her vagina. You're squirting into her mouth.

Oops...sorry! Ok I still think it's creepy but I guess the most inoffensive thing I can think of that might look real is carnation evaporated milk. yum!

 

[patient1]

Still, it seems kind of icky to me to mix food and sex. Dunno why, but it rather creeps me out. Maybe I just like to stay as neat and tidy as possible. Which seems anti-sex in and of itself. Hmm. I like sex, just not sugary stickiness all over me.

Makes sense. With an oral fixation, you wouldn't have developed your other talents.

 

[Never]

I don't know about sex and food but I like foreplay and food. I think there's something sensuous about fruit. Plums, strawberries, peaches, and cool whip sound like a great beginning. Then again, I developed an oral fixation at some point so that's to be expected.

 

[Guest]

 

[Never]

patient1
"Makes sense. With an oral fixation, you wouldn't have developed your other talents."

What are other talents? Please tell.

 

[sexy-girl]

Peppermint Schnapps perhaps?
Chocolate syrup?
Cranberry Juice?

it doesn't sound quite so bad when you put it that way


i must admit though i love food and foreplay but i also love food and sex occasionally

and it doesn't have to be things like strawberries ... it can be whole dinners even

 

[patient1]

(SLG may be a strap-on queen, but she prides herself on her manual dexterity & prowess. If a girl wants to get her attention, it helps to comment on her hands.)

 

[Never]

Patient,
How fortuitous that we have one so knowledgeable in superlittlegirl's skill base. However, you haven't told us what we really wish to know. While her fingers are interesting her mouth is infinitely more so.

Sexy-girl,
I have a plate of pasta right here and, if you wish, I'm more than willing to poor it all over you.

 

[sexy-girl]

pasta sounds great never but the sexy part comes when you eat it off me ... otherwise im just roleplaying a garbage can which maybe some people might like i guess

 

[REDWAVE]

Heavy cream

Pasta is kind of messy. I like whipped cream on genitals, but then I have a sweet tooth. For a squirting dildo, heavy cream is nice, although very high in fat and calories.

It's close to the real thing-- and sweeter!

 

[Never]

Thank you for the idea roxanne.


sexy-girl:
"pasta sounds great never but the sexy part comes when you eat it off me ... otherwise im just roleplaying a garbage can which maybe some people might like i guess"

So, are you going to tell you-know-who that I'm implanting you and turning you into a garbage can?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Tapmatic Edge Creme" has the exact appearance and consistency of spunk. We used to call it "cutting spunk". Also prevents premature wear on cutting surfaces of reamer and drill bits.

http://www.lpslabs.com/Products/CuttingFluids/Edges.asp

 

[A Desert Rose]

Tapmatic Edge Creme" has the exact appearance and consistency of spunk. We used to call it "cutting spunk". Also prevents premature wear on cutting surfaces of reamer and drill bits.

http://www.lpslabs.com/Products/CuttingFluids/Edges.asp

I never know what the fuck you are talking about, Roscoe. But I like you a lot.

 

[Never]

rosco rathbone:
"Tapmatic Edge Creme" has the exact appearance and consistency of spunk. We used to call it "cutting spunk". Also prevents premature wear on cutting surfaces of reamer and drill bits."

That's nice, however, I don't think I'll be shooting that into my girlfriends eager lips. Even if it is non-toxic.

 

[sexy-girl]

So, are you going to tell you-know-who that I'm implanting you and turning you into a garbage can?

you-know-who said sure go nuts LOL

i guess it would be more exciting if i had a jealous girlfriend bah