rhev
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Hey there guys, bumping a really old post I know. Sorry, but I love this topic.
I say this not as bragging, but a point of fact. Ive had quite a few partners over the years. My number one favorite thing to do is go down on a woman. Bar none, its my favorite act. As such I have noticed a huge variation in women's tastes and smells. Im extremly lucky right now in the sense that my current sexual partner has one of the best smelling boxes that ive ever met. Id like to offer up things Ive found over the years in regards to this.
-Hygene - showering
Yes, this is one of the most important things, however contrary to what most people are saying, I disagree with the showering directly before sex. See, if your woman has an unpleasant odor, its probably more internalized than a quick blast of hot water will do much for. Sure it may remove any lingering smells, but once you get her worked up (and by god youd better be) her natural smell will come back. So the key is preventitive hygene.
Someone earlier in the post compared to how in other countrys not everyone showers daily, just washing up. Good point. Also, to be honest, sometimes I enjoy the smell a bit more when my woman hasn't showered too recently. Maybe in a few hours, maybe as long as a day before, depending on the weather, and her activity. As long as things aren't sweaty and swampy, a little natural body odor can be very erotic, as long as it isn't overpowering.
Now, if your girl just came in from rollerblading in the park for 4 hours in the middle of the summer, sure, she should hit the showers. Heck, as other said, hit them with her, thats always good!
By the way, She may not mention this to you, but the showering idea? Good for men also, in fact, far more important because you know, we sorta stink a lot.
-Hygene - pubic hair
Me personally, I like to SEE some pubic hair on a woman. Lets you know shes a woman. Plus its sexy. I know shaving completly bald is the "in" thing lately, but I digress. As Warrior Queen said
If your girl DOES shave, for the love of god, make sure she shaves before you go down on her. Razor burn on your lips is no fun for you, and its no fun for her if you have to stop because your face is bleeding from 2 day growth.
I highly suggest that if your woman does shave, the two of you make it into an activity that you preform together. I had a girlfriend of 2 years who refused to shave herself, she made me do it. Afterwards she demanded to shave my face, then we would shower together before having sex. It was always incredibly erotic and fun. I mean, gosh, what a way to make your daily (or every few day) ablutions fun and sexy? One word of caution however. These are razors and genetalia we are talking about. Take your time and for the love of pete, be careful! Her box does NOT Shave the same way as your face. Just like a rose petal is not QUITE the same as an aligator skin boot.
-Hygene - douche and washing
Oh dear god no. If she has a strong odor problem now, this is one of the worst things she can do about it. Ive had several girls in the past who realized they had an odor problem, and douched and each and every time it made it worse.
Now, interestingly enough, Ive noticed a direct corilation here. The girls who smell the best to me (barring diet) are the ones who do the absolute least amount of tampering with their box. Douching, using scented shave gells, scented body lotions, even soap with additives. All of these can change the pH in her delicate enviorment, and almost never in a good way.
The three best smelling girls I ever had the pleasure to go down on (including my current partner) all had the same thing in common. They used additive free soap, like ivory or another similar product and hot water to wash with. Nothing else. Also additive free, or low shampoo may or may not matter, I haven't quite figured that out yet. (soapy runoff from the hair or what not)
If you have a local co-op or health store, see if you can find this soap, I don't know the name of it, but its very additive free, and has olive oil in it as a base. Its wonderfull. It leaves a very clean body with no real scent, and the bar itself smells delicious without transfering that smell to you. But it doesn't taste good, yes, I tried licking it once. (it tasted like soap, duh)
-Diet
Now, onto the second most important factor, besides the one above (re:douching and soap) Your woman's diet.
I don't know how often I hear people say "eat this it will make her ejaculate taste sweet!" or "Don't let a man eat whatever, it makes his cum nasty." Quite frankly, I think its a load of hooey..... errr.... sortof.
Eating a pineaple before oral sex has about the same impact as tossing a brand new car air freshener into the hudson river. It ain't gonna do squat. Now, on the other hand, Diet does play a huge part to do with her scent, but its more of a long term approach. If she was to eat pineapples for a week straight with her meals, then you MAY notice a slight shift in her taste. But don't be expecting mai tais down there bud, its not that drastic.
The best thing a man or woman can do for their flavor is eat food that has been "processed" or refined as little as possible. Steer clear of foods with artificial sweeteners or any of that garbage. The best food to eat is fresh veggies, fruits, meats, cheeses, nuts, dates, etc.
On top of that, as others have said, lots of water. People don't drink enough water in our socitey. 8 glasses a day is a minimum. MINIMUM PEOPLE! I try to drink around 2 liters a day. A good thing to remember is we drink a lot of caffenited drinks also during the day. Count each caffineted drink as negitive one glass of water. So in otherwords if you have coffee in the morning, you need 9 glasses of water that day minimum.
Lastly, people have mentioned smoking. This one isn't easy. As a smoker I know how hard it is to quit, and you can't just tell your girl to quit so you will eat her out. But maybe if she wants to quit anyways, you could toss that out there as extra incentive!
Well, I suppose thats all of the info I have for now. If I think of anything else, Ill edit the post. Again, sorry for bumping an old thread, but as you can tell, its one thats near and dear to my heart.
later.
I say this not as bragging, but a point of fact. Ive had quite a few partners over the years. My number one favorite thing to do is go down on a woman. Bar none, its my favorite act. As such I have noticed a huge variation in women's tastes and smells. Im extremly lucky right now in the sense that my current sexual partner has one of the best smelling boxes that ive ever met. Id like to offer up things Ive found over the years in regards to this.
-Hygene - showering
Yes, this is one of the most important things, however contrary to what most people are saying, I disagree with the showering directly before sex. See, if your woman has an unpleasant odor, its probably more internalized than a quick blast of hot water will do much for. Sure it may remove any lingering smells, but once you get her worked up (and by god youd better be) her natural smell will come back. So the key is preventitive hygene.
Someone earlier in the post compared to how in other countrys not everyone showers daily, just washing up. Good point. Also, to be honest, sometimes I enjoy the smell a bit more when my woman hasn't showered too recently. Maybe in a few hours, maybe as long as a day before, depending on the weather, and her activity. As long as things aren't sweaty and swampy, a little natural body odor can be very erotic, as long as it isn't overpowering.
Now, if your girl just came in from rollerblading in the park for 4 hours in the middle of the summer, sure, she should hit the showers. Heck, as other said, hit them with her, thats always good!
By the way, She may not mention this to you, but the showering idea? Good for men also, in fact, far more important because you know, we sorta stink a lot.
-Hygene - pubic hair
Me personally, I like to SEE some pubic hair on a woman. Lets you know shes a woman. Plus its sexy. I know shaving completly bald is the "in" thing lately, but I digress. As Warrior Queen said
Yes, If she doesn't trim, spend the $10-15 on a beard and mustache trimmer, and just trim down the height of the bush. On top of the moisture issue, it looks sexier in my opinion, and no long pubes stuck in your teeth! Win win my friend.
If your girl DOES shave, for the love of god, make sure she shaves before you go down on her. Razor burn on your lips is no fun for you, and its no fun for her if you have to stop because your face is bleeding from 2 day growth.
I highly suggest that if your woman does shave, the two of you make it into an activity that you preform together. I had a girlfriend of 2 years who refused to shave herself, she made me do it. Afterwards she demanded to shave my face, then we would shower together before having sex. It was always incredibly erotic and fun. I mean, gosh, what a way to make your daily (or every few day) ablutions fun and sexy? One word of caution however. These are razors and genetalia we are talking about. Take your time and for the love of pete, be careful! Her box does NOT Shave the same way as your face. Just like a rose petal is not QUITE the same as an aligator skin boot.
-Hygene - douche and washing
Oh dear god no. If she has a strong odor problem now, this is one of the worst things she can do about it. Ive had several girls in the past who realized they had an odor problem, and douched and each and every time it made it worse.
Now, interestingly enough, Ive noticed a direct corilation here. The girls who smell the best to me (barring diet) are the ones who do the absolute least amount of tampering with their box. Douching, using scented shave gells, scented body lotions, even soap with additives. All of these can change the pH in her delicate enviorment, and almost never in a good way.
The three best smelling girls I ever had the pleasure to go down on (including my current partner) all had the same thing in common. They used additive free soap, like ivory or another similar product and hot water to wash with. Nothing else. Also additive free, or low shampoo may or may not matter, I haven't quite figured that out yet. (soapy runoff from the hair or what not)
If you have a local co-op or health store, see if you can find this soap, I don't know the name of it, but its very additive free, and has olive oil in it as a base. Its wonderfull. It leaves a very clean body with no real scent, and the bar itself smells delicious without transfering that smell to you. But it doesn't taste good, yes, I tried licking it once.
(it tasted like soap, duh)-Diet
Now, onto the second most important factor, besides the one above (re:douching and soap) Your woman's diet.
I don't know how often I hear people say "eat this it will make her ejaculate taste sweet!" or "Don't let a man eat whatever, it makes his cum nasty." Quite frankly, I think its a load of hooey..... errr.... sortof.
Eating a pineaple before oral sex has about the same impact as tossing a brand new car air freshener into the hudson river. It ain't gonna do squat. Now, on the other hand, Diet does play a huge part to do with her scent, but its more of a long term approach. If she was to eat pineapples for a week straight with her meals, then you MAY notice a slight shift in her taste. But don't be expecting mai tais down there bud, its not that drastic.
The best thing a man or woman can do for their flavor is eat food that has been "processed" or refined as little as possible. Steer clear of foods with artificial sweeteners or any of that garbage. The best food to eat is fresh veggies, fruits, meats, cheeses, nuts, dates, etc.
On top of that, as others have said, lots of water. People don't drink enough water in our socitey. 8 glasses a day is a minimum. MINIMUM PEOPLE! I try to drink around 2 liters a day. A good thing to remember is we drink a lot of caffenited drinks also during the day. Count each caffineted drink as negitive one glass of water. So in otherwords if you have coffee in the morning, you need 9 glasses of water that day minimum.
Lastly, people have mentioned smoking. This one isn't easy. As a smoker I know how hard it is to quit, and you can't just tell your girl to quit so you will eat her out. But maybe if she wants to quit anyways, you could toss that out there as extra incentive!
Well, I suppose thats all of the info I have for now. If I think of anything else, Ill edit the post. Again, sorry for bumping an old thread, but as you can tell, its one thats near and dear to my heart.
later.
