Ode to the Spell Checker

[MaxSebastian]

I don't know who wrote it (if anyone does know, tell me and I'll include the credit) - it was sent to a friend of mine in reference to a spelling mistake on her website. Enjoy!


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Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue
Miss steaks eye cannot sea

Each thyme when I have struck the quays
Eye weight four it two say
If watt eye rote is wrong or rite
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two late
And eye can putt the error rite
Eye really fined it grate

I've run this poem threw it two
I'm sure your policed two no
It's letter perfect inn its weigh
My spell-check tolled me sew!
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[Axeltheswede]

Spell checker

Thanks for a grin, Max.

Finding a badly spelled story is like getting on a dirty commercial airplane. You see coffee rings on the tray table. It makes you start wondering about engine maintenance. If the airline doesn't care about simple housecleaning, do they feel the same way about the bolts on the engine mounts?

 

[Hitchhiker]

Briliant poem
Great larf rearwe enjoyed it, there's ope for me yet

God bles the smell chequer

Spell checker was not used on this post, all these words were written without the use of a safety net