Ode to my tit

[Starfish]

My tit
It is soft and round
shapely it forms a mound
When I touch it
it feels good
My tit
aching heaving breast now
now I want to take my hand and move down
But this isn't about that
it is about my tit only
and that it is severely lonely
Now that it is without
My other tit
And what happened to tit number two?
It is gone
My other tit
Where for?
Slammed shut in a door
and it fell off on the floor
Goodbye tit
I'll miss you ever more

 

[bluespoke]

Just

Titillating!

 

[Starfish]

Do we need an audio version of this? I think we do.

 

[Rubyfruit]

*clapping*

Author! Author!

 

[alexandraaah]

I saved your other tit.

It's packed in ice in my trunk, lemme know when you want it.

 

[RawHumor]

Hey look, I found a TIT!

I found a tit today
It was lying on the floor
I found a tit today
Someone slammed it off in the door

It was just lying there
Not being used
I felt bad for the tit
It looked beaten and abused

I picked it up
And brushed it off
I hear you laugh
I hear you scoff

But I love this tit
I'll take it home
It'll go with me
Wherever I roam

I found a tit today
It had been forgotten
I'll have to put it on ice, though
Cuz it's starting to get rotten

 

[TWB]

This thread should be entitled Titabuse, Destruction and Decay.




'Tits disgusting.

 

[Starfish]

LOL RH! Bravisssssssssssssimmmmmmmmoooooo!!!!!!!



I tried to record this, but my recorder isn't functioning properly and it is really static and sensitive to noises. If I have my regular volume up it seems to send it into a highpitched shreek.

I want to record my poem damnit!

 

[RawHumor]

LOL RH! Bravisssssssssssssimmmmmmmmoooooo!!!!!!!



I tried to record this, but my recorder isn't functioning properly and it is really static and sensitive to noises. If I have my regular volume up it seems to send it into a highpitched shreek.

I want to record my poem damnit!

I'm glad you liked it. I won't be making an audio of mine.



Have you tried not being so close to your microphone? Sometimes that makes all the difference.

 

[Starfish]

Oh, hey, yeah. I've tried it from sitting in my chair and it sounds terribly faint, and I've tried it near it. It both sounds bad.

I'll try it anyway.

 

[rubymyst]

Re: Hey look, I found a TIT!

I found a tit today
It had been forgotten
I'll have to put it on ice, though
Cuz it's starting to get rotten

I rubbed it lightly
It trembled so slightly
I blew
It grew..
I sighed with delight
And how I wished
That it might
Grow back to life

 

[Starfish]

LOL. Thank you for your contribution rubymyst.



Pardon the fuzz and the melodrama.

 

[Guest]

I brought my lil tit to meet your big tit.

 

[RawHumor]

I brought my lil tit to meet your big tit.

Can I do the introductions?

I believe a small kiss is customary.

 

[Guest]

Hehe.

 

[APhil]

LOL. Thank you for your contribution rubymyst.



Pardon the fuzz and the melodrama.

I'm working on the fuzz right now...

I can't help you with the melodrama, though.

 

[bluespoke]

LOL. Thank you for your contribution rubymyst.



Pardon the fuzz and the melodrama.

A lovely voice as well as a nice poem.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

aww i like this thread maybe i will make a poem after i get my nipple pierced, i'm kinda nervous.

 

[lickerish]

Well holy hell, what's a titty thread without licky ta ta's

I'm getting new nip rings!! 14 carat gold.. they're on back order.. but I's so excited!


fishikins

and raindancer too

 

[RawHumor]

I'm really beginning to like this thread. Who ever said that poetry was for girly men had no clue what he was talking about!

 

[bluespoke]

I'm really beginning to like this thread. Who ever said that poetry was for girly men had no clue what he was talking about!

Especially when the subject is mammary glands!

 

[RawHumor]

Especially when the subject is mammary glands!

Yeah, that does help.

Actually, just pet got me to like poetry. HER kind of poetry, anyway.

 

[Starfish]

*bows and bends*

Yep, I am the poet lauriet of literotica lane.


:rollseyes:

 

[Mistress]

 

[Starfish]