Ode to Literotica: Reply In Rhyme

[cutie pie]

Cutie is feeling whimsical this morning. . .

We've had jokes and quotes, and stories galore.

Can you rhyme your response to the posting before?

How long can we keep this thread in flight

with witty banter, but please let's not fight!

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I log on to Lit and what do I see?






thanks for playing!

 

[Tremolo]

Oh shit, this isn't easy,
its harder then I thought.
Some people say I'm sleazy,
others think I'm not.

Posting in rhyme,
makes for a fun way to pass the time.
Although this makes no sense,
it's just my two cents.

 

[MissTaken]

I grab my coffee
and here I sit
Wondering who
will be on when I log into lit?

Will it be lexie
who makes me smile
or Raw Humor
that I stalk for a while?

I post a post
Thumb through a thread
Who gather my attention the most
Who do I want in my bed?

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[lovetoread]

Reading these threads,
Gets me thinking of bed.

Am getting horny as hell,
Wanting to ring his bell.

But he is gone and I am alone,
Oh well,there is always the phone.

He gave me a great fantasy fuck,
Heh,you wish you had my luck.

My hand is tired,my body replete.
Wonder if he would do a repeat?

 

[missy2]

I'm still fairly new here,I have to admit
The people that post here are so full of wit
Most of you are friendly;but some piss & moan
I've posted some bad jokes to get you to groan
My poetry skills are quite far below par
But I'm glad that I'm here--hugs to all near and far!!

Missy2

 

[SpaceToast]

Sad to think, dear lovetoread
That while you were in ecstacy
Some more of us were lying too
Upon our beds, and in the nude
But not to feel someone's caress
The air was warm and motionless
The past day hot, the night oppressed
We tossed and turned, and could not rest
The lightning came, the lightning went
The rain began and soon was spent
Sleep was in it's scorned-girl mood
And left us there in solitude
But don't mind me for just this stitch
I guess perhaps I had to bitch

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think the idea is to post one line...

 

[cutie pie]

I think the idea is to post one line...

a few simple words, that would be fine. . .



thanks, DCL!

 

[Nathon_88]

a few simple words, that would be fine. . .



thanks, DCL!

The smallest things can be divine.

 

[Cum Hither]

But if you can't think of one you don't have to whine.....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And now let's change the rhyme.

 

[Cum Hither]

Wouldn't that be a cryme?

 

[alexandraaah]

Wouldn't that be a cryme?

No, but that is.

Do ya really think Marxist is such a whiz?

 

[cutie pie]

Do ya really think Marxist is such a whiz?

Sometimes his posts are like a pop quiz.

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Do ya really think Marxist is such a whiz?

Sometimes his posts are like a pop quiz.

Reading these threads as I watch my pepsi fizz.........