Ode to KillerMuffin

[Purple Haze]

Tied to the rollbar,
Tortured with delight,
Lathered with oil,
Deprived of sight,

Killer made me see,
The error of my ways,
With a pair of boxing gloves,
And a jar of mayonnaise,

Her Muffin so delicious,
Her tatas scream delight,
A subliminal mixture,
Of pleasure stirring fright,

I wanna show her my gun,
Place it in her hands,
Wanna smell her lovely hair,
Wanna read her lurid plans,

She's the Killer,
The thriller,
All substance,
No filler,

Need to read a Killer tale,
A catolog so vast,
Take a trip down Boner Trail,
Make your pee-pee blast,

Wanna lick the Killer's Muffin,
Wanna show her I'm not bluffin'
Wanna poke her in the stuffin'
Huffin' Puffin' Huffin' Puffin'

Huffin' Puffin'

 

[april-wine]

Bravo......Bravo.....Bravo

 

[alexandraaah]

*Clapping*

 

[sunstruck]

Encore!

 

[Beaker]

All the love for the Muffin, not the muppet.

You cheap bastard.

 

[KillerMuffin]

PH, you're a lovable smartass.

 

[70/30]

Scalia, Thomas, Falwell.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, I turned them all down.

 

[HeavyStick]

Very nice....