Ode to BobToad

[Sparky Kronkite]

Toad Boy, Toad Boy….

Why do they call'im Toad Boy?

We… just all… wanna know

We… wanna watch… the Toad Boy Show

(bum - bum)

Toad Boy, Toad Boy….

Why do they call'im Toad Boy?

Cause he's…

Always playin'

With… hi, i, is… to, o, oaddddd

While sittin'… on his Can-a-dian…

Co, o, mmodddddddddde - ah.

(poop - poop)

 

[R Nitelight]

Second verse, same as the first.......

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Purple Haze]

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Juliangel]

LOLOLOLOL

Bobtoad we only laugh because we love you!

 

[Samuari]

Is that ot the tune of

Gilligan's Island?

 

[Bobtoad777]

~~sniffle, sniffle, snifle, wipes a tears from my eyes

You guys know how to make a guy feel so special, I am speechless, yet i continue to blather on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on so much for the dry emotionless bobtoad.

I luvs you all

 

[Juliangel]

so much for the dry emotionless bobtoad.

With all the wet dreams going on here how could this board ever be considered dry?

 

[Expertise]

May I submit

(to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Let me tell ya a story bout a man named Toad
A poor country boy with a really backed up load
Then one day while he was havin' a BB spew
Up from his fist came a sticky pearly goo

Semen that is, Pearl Jam, essence du BT....

Well the next thing ya know young Toads a Lit celeb
But he still can't get himself a Carleton County "deb"
He thinks he'll lay the blame on pharmaceutical companies
So hes gatherin up his supplements and movin' to DC

Interns, Ross Perot, Pie Charts, A triple E senate...

 

[Juliangel]

Expertise- ROFLMAO

 

[Guest]

Ooooo, this looks like sooooooooo much fun! My turn, my turn! When I was in high school we were supposed to write a cute/funny lil poem that had to go to the "beat"/rhythm of O' Christmas Tree, anyway, on that note I give you...

O' Bobby Toad, O' Bobby Toad
How easily you amuse us...
Your posts make us laugh and make us smile
And very rarely do you cuss...!

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ctportrait/frog.gif

(My HS poem is available upon request. I believe it would have been a good Halloween one!)

 

[Misery]

What is a bobtoad? Is there a reason no one likes bobtoad? Is it the compound W scent pervading the air? We shouldn't make fun of amphibians, they must eke out livings on lily pads. Slime with the wild turkey is a bad combination, perhaps rum and coke?

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am a bobtoad, well actually I am Todd Forgrave I just like to claim to be a bobtoad. Nobody can hate a bobtoad, can't you just tell by the genuine outpouring of love lathered upon me by all around.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ewwwww!

That image Bobby Boy - lathering you - Ewwwwww! You've been slimed!!!

 

[Cheri]

You ever notice how hot dogs are in a slimey kinda liquid? Could there be a coincidence? Let's hope not.

 

[Bobtoad777]

so you found my hotdogs

 

[Purple Haze]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/1702/music.gif

(sung to the tune of: "The Addams Family" by a small group of mounties)

Bobtoad has the most in,
Nincompoop-type postin'
Always invites a roastin'
The abnormality,

On the farm he's streaking,
The animals are freaking,
Barnyard window-peeking,
The abnormality,

He goes out grocery shoppin'
His penis out and floppin'
The checker's jaw is droppin'
The abnormality,

Bet your bottom dollar,
He'll make you scream and holler,
Makes Jethro seem a scholar,
The abnormality,

 

[Bobtoad777]

ROTFLMAO

 

[Alyrahh]

ROTF Purp, I wanna be like you when I grow up!

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

(Nitelight is rushed to the hospital to have emergency surgery on the gut he busted laughing)

 

[Juliangel]

Love it PH

 

[Cheri]

Is there any wonder why I think dear Purp is all that and a bag of spicy barbque chips?

 

[Purple Haze]

Cheri, let's take a vacation together.

http://www.fritolay.com/consumer/funfoods/bottomnavimages/graphics/img2.gifYou need chips if you're canoeing in the south, I've heard. "Ah'll bet he's gawt a purdy mawth. he-hee!"