Ode to BDSM Failure

[intothewoods]

For the times you just weren't up to snuff.

I returned the water pitcher to the fridge almost empty. He made me refill it while he watched.

I really don't want to compromise and have carpeting on the stairs. The dogs should learn! I need hardwood floors! Phooey.

 

[Netzach]

M still smokes, whines, and procrastinates.

Much as he did when I first met him. I guess I'm really in love.

 

[eastern sun]

He asked me not to post during the day, and here I am.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Jeeze. Too many to list.

I've learned that you cannot force a person into writing a big term paper.

 

[Netzach]

Jeeze. Too many to list.

I've learned that you cannot force a person into writing a big term paper.

Yep. Or contacting recruiters.

I suck.

 

[Netzach]

I also love this thread.

Post your fail.

LOVE it.

 

[Homburg]

Many. I try to view the failings of others as human frailty. I'm not so kind towards my own failures.

 

[myinnerslut]

i cant be where i need to be

 

[unregistered]

 

[00Syd]

I have a terrible memory, which often causes near and complete failures.

 

[intothewoods]

I also love this thread.

Post your fail.

LOVE it.

*beams* I succeeded in a fail thread! Wait, that means I...fail. Damn it!

I have more though.

I encouraged him to be as demanding as he wanted to be, and then I secretly got annoyed in the middle of sex. I did keep it quiet though!

I hate it if he gets tipsy, or shows the least bit of weakness. I'm totally unsympathetic to it, which is ridiculous since he is human, not superDom. I know this, but still if he whines about being sick or something, I want to kill him.

 

[Harmony_1985]

I have a terrible memory, which often causes near and complete failures.

That's going to be my problem.

My memory stinks!

 

[00Syd]

That's going to be my problem.

My memory stinks!

Its really a curse. He'll ask me to do something and I will be really on top of it for about 20 min and then completely forget. Even leaving post-it note reminders everywhere and on my hand and on my notebooks, I still sometimes forget some things. Its awful.

 

[WickedEve]

A bdsm failure? Hmm...
Last year, my dom and I bought an old carnival cane at an antique mall. Afterwards, we stopped at Burger King and, there in the parking lot, he decided to hit my ass with it. It broke in half. Well, that's not really a failure. My ass certainly didn't fail.

 

[CutieMouse]

I have the most terrible habit of being attracted to/clicking with those I'll never likely meet... which makes the whole real-life-passionately-kinky-lovers thing a wee bit difficult to actually accomplish.

 

[intothewoods]

Its really a curse. He'll ask me to do something and I will be really on top of it for about 20 min and then completely forget. Even leaving post-it note reminders everywhere and on my hand and on my notebooks, I still sometimes forget some things. Its awful.

Have you tried reminders on email, google calendar, phone, something similar? It's how I live.

 

[intothewoods]

I worry more about possible looming failures. Will I be happy, and make him happy? Will I be loyal, satisfied? Can I be happy, as like a permanent state?

 

[00Syd]

Have you tried reminders on email, google calendar, phone, something similar? It's how I live.

I was thinking about putting an alarm on my phone, but the nature of the thing I need to remember (a small assignment that I can do anytime, which I try to remember to do during lectures in class) doesn't really allow for a loud alarm. I'm trying to do my best, but I'm afraid that an epic failure is inevitable. I think I'll try putting more post it notes everywhere, and see if I can set up my computer to give me periodic reminders. Thanks for the tips

 

[ultramarineblue]

I live by the reminders on my computer. I just need to get a phone that is compatible with the calendar program on my computer so I can get reminders everywhere.

 

[intothewoods]

I live by the reminders on my computer. I just need to get a phone that is compatible with the calendar program on my computer so I can get reminders everywhere.

It's the only way I remember anything.

 

[00Syd]

I worry more about possible looming failures. Will I be happy, and make him happy? Will I be loyal, satisfied? Can I be happy, as like a permanent state?

I don't worry about stuff like that. I live in the moment and I think, "yes, I may possibly stop making him happy. Yes, a time may come when I am no longer happy." etc. But I'm happy now, and he's happy now, and we are both satisfied, so I content myself with that. Those things may change, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Are these things constant nagging worries for you or just vague in the back of your mind worries?

 

[ultramarineblue]

It's the only way I remember anything.

Yeah, I just can't bring myself to get an iPhone until Apple makes the calendar program capable of multiple calendars on the phone. I have just about everything that repeats yearly and monthly already programmed into the program. I know I can get a different type of phone but I just want to be lazy and not have to re-enter stuff.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I don't worry about stuff like that. I live in the moment and I think, "yes, I may possibly stop making him happy. Yes, a time may come when I am no longer happy." etc. But I'm happy now, and he's happy now, and we are both satisfied, so I content myself with that. Those things may change, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Are these things constant nagging worries for you or just vague in the back of your mind worries?

Although it can be hard to remember to live in the moment at times, it really is the best way to go about life. Why think about problems that may never transpire?

 

[intothewoods]

I don't worry about stuff like that. I live in the moment and I think, "yes, I may possibly stop making him happy. Yes, a time may come when I am no longer happy." etc. But I'm happy now, and he's happy now, and we are both satisfied, so I content myself with that. Those things may change, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Are these things constant nagging worries for you or just vague in the back of your mind worries?

Vague in the back of my mind, based on past failures, and prospective jumping back in.

 

[00Syd]

Vague in the back of my mind, based on past failures, and prospective jumping back in.

Past failures do not always mean future failures! That sort of vague worry is normal for everyone though, eh? If its a constant nagging worry, that's when I'd say you have a problem.