Odd Words... odd definitions

[Boxlicker101]

Masturbate: With this on your hook, you can catch any kind of fish.

 

[neonlyte]

Lapse - the sound of suckling










It is a sign I am writing once again when these obscure definitions strike my obtuse sense of humor

 

[neonlyte]

Beau - bottled mineral water.

 

[neonlyte]

Spectator - short sighted Idaho Red

Hydrangea - camouflaged park guide

Hypotenuse - the shortest distance between newspaper kiosks

 

[oggbashan]

Penis - pen writing Descartes

Enchanted - choir sang "n"

Co-operative - tradesman's assistant who stands around doing nothing

Inspector - one who checks pecs, or walking through a ghost

Vegas - where vegetables are served with dire results on your anus

Valley - Alley where STDs are likely to be contracted.

Cunt - One hundred aunts

Prick - Rick's big pee

Moat - a thousand ears of oats

Garderobe - (French) - station undressing room

Park - what is slopping around in the bilges of the Ark when the animals have left

Og

 

[lance gt]

Pumpkin - screwing close relatives

 

[neonlyte]

Literary - a scattering of scantly used words

 

[lance gt]

Squash -- keeping an American Indian woman quiet

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Swerve: how Beyonce Knowles moves her hips in a gyrating motion