Odd Numbers

The Temptress

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I am trying to help a friend hit 100 posts and cannot find the orignal odd numbers...so doing this one...Good Luck Shay!!


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The Temptress said:
I am trying to help a friend hit 100 posts and cannot find the orignal odd numbers...so doing this one...Good Luck Shay!!


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done_got_old said:
The oddest number I ever met was 131. He was tall and handsome, but when he.........


took his trousers off I found out he wore stilts, he was only 4ft tall :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
took his trousers off I found out he wore stilts, he was only 4ft tall :eek:
With a teeny-tiny wee-wee........so small he didn't bother to name it.
 
done_got_old said:
With a teeny-tiny wee-wee........so small he didn't bother to name it.

However, he was a very cunning linguist, so I decided
 
done_got_old said:
Yes, once he licked for 9 hours........

My knees were shaking so much I had to borrow a pair of crutches to get to work the next day :eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
My knees were shaking so much I had to borrow a pair of crutches to get to work the next day :eek:
I wasn't any good for the next 11 weeks.
 
WantonWitch said:
People kept looking at me strangely due to the permanent Grin on my face :D

Yes, I know the feeling. Another odd guy that I knew died while having sex. They couldn't get that look off his face either.
 
done_got_old said:
Yes, I know the feeling. Another odd guy that I knew died while having sex. They couldn't get that look off his face either.

ROFLMFAO...BIGTIME :D
 
done_got_old said:
That's a true story. Thank god he was alive the ambulance got to the motel, since she was not his wife.

I'll bet she was on her knees praying !
 
WantonWitch said:
I'll bet she was on her knees praying !
She said she was his wife and that they just liked to fuck in hotels like the good old days.
 
done_got_old said:
She said she was his wife and that they just liked to fuck in hotels like the good old days.

I wonder if she ever did it again.
 
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