I'm thrilled! For the first time since our original security guard got stuck in the elevator with a teenaged hooker and stayed there, we have a full cast of crazy people, and me -
- to protect the planet and discover new uses for testosterone in Broken Wing, Nevada.
I'll bet this is exactly what Dr. Mabeuse had planned when he started the thread. He never said anything, but I sensed that he wished there were sea monkeys. He dropped a lot of subtle hints, but the original cast either didn't pick up on the need for sea monkeys, or couldn't think of a way to work them into the storyline.
Rhovan, if you had an alternative future planned for the Sea Monkeys/River Gnomes you dumped in the pool, let me know and I'll delete the post. I couldn't resist.
Yeah...let us know quickly though, the gnomes are on their way out of the pool and into the general sewer system around Broken Wing and back into the rivers and/or lakes around that portion of Nevada. (If there aren't any, they fully plan on an underground kingdom throughout the entirety of the BW plumbing system.) <g> hehehe
To be honest, I wasn't reading anyone elses posts, mostly because I couldn't keep the characters straight because there is a lot of back story.
Feel free to do what you wish with the river gnomes, but there is a group holed up on the 5th floor holding a dog captive, but they can only get ahold of room service. I'm glad Dr. M booked the NAUFOACA (pronounced hooters) convention.
Go crazy, go wild, you kids just have fun!
And I'm gona try and get Jake out from under Fran's chair...cause he's stuck ya know.
Rhovan, I love the character. I wouldn't want to find him sleeping under a tarp in my driveway, but he certainly keeps things lively. He's...spritely.
The "back story" is pretty much that some people meet at this hotel and have sex. Also, there's some kind of plankton in the pool that seems to have messed with the plumbing, but performer Roy Orbison, famous for "dying" at the height of his fame, is living in Broken Wing as the maintenance man, Marlin. Call him if you need an exterminator or a singer with a three-octive vocal range.
You people are killing me! Are you sure you haven't, um, "worked" together before? I was laughing at yesterday's posts, but I was convinced that there was no way these characters could sequeway into a sex scene... I mean, it would have to take enormous delicacy to evolve these two whackos into people with libidos and the presence of mind to enjoy them. It was going to take some time, clearly...
And then Rhovan announced he was stuck under her chair, and AriO reached down and grabbed his Control Stick, and now we're off to the races!
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