Obvious Thread Is Obvious

[Recidiva]

We're going to play checkers here and then chess.

We're going to state the most obvious thing without any wit or humor, and then translate.

Example:

This thread is an obvious attempt to get attention.

Translation:

Hi Guys! Good morning! Want to play?

 

[CorridorBoy]

This thread is no longer the shortest one ever.

(Good morning, Recidiva!)

 

[Recidiva]

This thread is no longer the shortest one ever.

(Good morning, Recidiva!)

You must be really bored to post here.

Good morning! A pleasure to meet you, hope you have fun.

 

[CorridorBoy]

You must be really bored to post here.

Good morning! A pleasure to meet you, hope you have fun.

Not really, I had to make your thread a success. It is now, you have conversation on it.

So nice to meet you as well. I always have fun, even if it's in my own mind...

 

[Recidiva]

Not really, I had to make your thread a success. It is now, you have conversation on it.

So nice to meet you as well. I always have fun, even if it's in my own mind...

I don't need you. I don't need anybody. You're not interesting enough to be in my thread.

Good! I've always considered being easily amused to be a good thing. Much better than easily offended.

 

[subdued_passion]

Recidiva is an old turtle.




I think Recidiva is a bit of a freak.

 

[CorridorBoy]

I don't need you. I don't need anybody. You're not interesting enough to be in my thread.

Good! I've always considered being easily amused to be a good thing. Much better than easily offended.

I never said you needed me. You're not the first to tell me I'm not interesting. You did post a shameless plug for attention, though.

I can laugh at anything, even being offended, usually because it's the other guy who gets offended at me...

 

[Recidiva]

Recidiva is an old turtle.




I think Recidiva is a bit of a freak.

Turtles can't type. I don't see how you could come to that conclusion. You're clearly inferior in your thought process.

More than a bit, I'm sure.

 

[Recidiva]

I never said you needed me. You're not the first to tell me I'm not interesting. You did post a shameless plug for attention, though.

I can laugh at anything, even being offended, usually because it's the other guy who gets offended at me...

You did. You aren't aware of your own subtext and that indicates a lack of sophistication.

We should stick together.

 

[CorridorBoy]

You did. You aren't aware of your own subtext and that indicates a lack of sophistication.

We should stick together.

I revel in my lack of sophistication. It comes with being an enlightened redneck.

Yep, I think we could get in trouble together...

 

[Recidiva]

I revel in my lack of sophistication. It comes with being an enlightened redneck.

Yep, I think we could get in trouble together...

You flatter yourself and if you have nothing of substance to contribute, perhaps you should leave.

Crap, I keep having to backspace over actual funny things. This is hard. I wanted to say you should stick to banjo but that is verging on funny. THIS is why I ask people to play...sometimes people do!

 

[subdued_passion]

Turtles can't type. I don't see how you could come to that conclusion. You're clearly inferior in your thought process.

More than a bit, I'm sure.

Yes, regular turtles can't but what about mutant ninja turtles... especially geriatric ones?


[I do believe you are the remnant of some Nazi experiment]

 

[Recidiva]

Yes, regular turtles can't but what about mutant ninja turtles... especially geriatric ones?


[I do believe you are the remnant of some Nazi experiment]

I do not watch cartoons. They rot the mind.

Do I sleep in a pod? In a converted railway car? Nazi experiment needs backstory stat. Do my eyes glow cool colors? I want that!

 

[subdued_passion]

I do not watch cartoons. They rot the mind.

Do I sleep in a pod? In a converted railway car? Nazi experiment needs backstory stat. Do my eyes glow cool colors? I want that!

Your segue wasn't as brilliant as you may have thought wily turtle. I am on to you.


[Check your journal... or scan the barcode]

 

[CorridorBoy]

I do not watch cartoons. They rot the mind.

Do I sleep in a pod? In a converted railway car? Nazi experiment needs backstory stat. Do my eyes glow cool colors? I want that!

Consider my mind rotten, then

You sleep in an abandoned theater, using the curtain for warmth. You look normal, except for a perpetual sneer for all the inferior people not worthy to be of the Master Race that teem around you.

How's that?

 

[Recidiva]

Your segue wasn't as brilliant as you may have thought wily turtle. I am on to you.


[Check your journal... or scan the barcode]

You are arguing with a person about them being a turtle.

What's my motivation!?

 

[Recidiva]

Consider my mind rotten, then

You sleep in an abandoned theater, using the curtain for warmth. You look normal, except for a perpetual sneer for all the inferior people not worthy to be of the Master Race that teem around you.

How's that?

I shall. I don't see how you are worthy of notice.

The curtain is velvet and red. Oh no...I have to actually be a Nazi? I just want the experiment part. I want my superpower to be something useful, like making kittens happy. Because Nazis are wrong, yo, and it'd be ironic if their mostest secretest experiment backfired and made the world a better place. For kittens, anyway, I can't bring people back to life, alas.

 

[subdued_passion]

You are arguing with a person about them being a turtle.

What's my motivation!?

I am arguing with a turtle who at best has delusions of being human.




[The truth... it shall set you free (only figuratively; the Nazis can't afford to lose their project)]

 

[Recidiva]

I am arguing with a turtle who at best has delusions of being human.




[The truth... it shall set you free (only figuratively; the Nazis can't afford to lose their project)]

Why you would waste your time having such a ridiculous point of view is unclear.

What kind of Nazis? Are zombie Nazis after me? Otherwise I could probably fairly easily avoid them because most of them are elderly and kinda slow at this point. I could hear them by the phalanx of approaching canes and the whirr of motorized transport. Zombies would be more seriously.

 

[subdued_passion]

Why you would waste your time having such a ridiculous point of view is unclear.

What kind of Nazis? Are zombie Nazis after me? Otherwise I could probably fairly easily avoid them because most of them are elderly and kinda slow at this point. I could hear them by the phalanx of approaching canes and the whirr of motorized transport. Zombies would be more seriously.

The more you deny it the more I stay convinced and in fact leaning towards conviction now.



[Nazis with motorized transport that is noiseless. They even have dentures.]

 

[Recidiva]

The more you deny it the more I stay convinced and in fact leaning towards conviction now.



[Nazis with motorized transport that is noiseless. They even have dentures.]

That makes no sense. Sentient turtles are not adaptive nor is there any evidence of them evolving spontaneously even in a remote area like Madagascar.

Pointy dentures? I could work with that.

 

[subdued_passion]

That makes no sense. Sentient turtles are not adaptive nor is there any evidence of them evolving spontaneously even in a remote area like Madagascar.

Pointy dentures? I could work with that.

Don't try to distract me with your fancy logic and even fancier words (madagascar- hah!).








[I thought turtles had an awesome set of choppers. Why would you need the dentures? I suspect you're an even bigger freak than I imagined.]

 

[Recidiva]

Don't try to distract me with your fancy logic and even fancier words (madagascar- hah!).








[I thought turtles had an awesome set of choppers. Why would you need the dentures? I suspect you're an even bigger freak than I imagined.]

I have gathered that Madagascar is a spot of genetic diversity. I would never lower myself to waste my time in such a way, but there is a game called Pandemic where you develop a disease to kill the planet's population. Madagascar is often the most difficult to infect with a disease, even if you build up all your virulent factors early on and do not ramp up the symptoms and effects until later.

I fucking hate Madagascar, and GREENLAND who is another holdout to the modern world's ease of travel and port openness. Snapping Nazi Turtles! Awesome!

 

[mamasota]

Recidiva likes purple, she told me that on a thread, and I like purple too.
We both wear purple socks.
Purple is the color de la pasión.
So she is warm, like Barney.

 

[Recidiva]

Recidiva likes purple, she told me that on a thread, and I like purple too.
We both wear purple socks.
Purple is the color de la pasión.
So she is warm, like Barney.

That is a childish assumption. I am neither a dinosaur nor do I sing silly songs.

I LOVE PURPLE! Just bought a ridiculously purple sweater for winter and it's hanging on my chair. I get to look at it!