Obscene pics and Walmart photlabs

KillerMuffin

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Well, someone here in lala land didn't get the memo on obscene photo development. You do it in private through companies where the worker's don't know your boss and aren't you 17 year old daughter's best friends. Not to mention in this particular wallyhell the photolab development place is right next to bathrooms/electronics/layaway so dozens upon dozens of people cruise by during any one roll development. And everyone taller than 4 feet can see every picture that rolls through the film developing process.

To make a long story short, Junior High School teacher and wife were doing some sort of BDSM thing (so rumor has it) and took pics, though the photographer isn't identified except by his penis, and had them developed at wallyhell. Their 17 year old daughter's best friend happens to work there and saw them.

That was it, their sex lives were all over town. Sheesh. One hopes it was an accidental roll of film mix up. One seriously hopes.
 
That solution is no better... my kids get home before me and get the mail. I'd be afraid they'd open the photos and get the shock of their lives!
 
J-town of course, where I'm at. I'm not really sure who it is, my boss logged off. I'll try to see who tomorrow.
 
I used to work at a drug store that processed film. I can remember, one day, when a customer called about her film. I told her that they were done and, for whatever reason, she asked me to look at her pictures and tell me how they came out. Upon which, I was stunned to not only see lots of near nude shots of a seriously hot babe but after looking at her face more, I realized that I knew her. Once I told her to whom she was talking, she was cool about it and asked me to continue looking. I was just too much of a gentleman to make copies of the good ones.......LOL
 
From personal experience

If, however, you should find yourself without your trusty digital and in need of taking some pics right now, you can use a disposable cam. Later it can be sent off to any one of a small number of good anonymous processing labs who will be happy (depending on picture content) to process your film into pics or onto a disk.

Anyone who sends sexually-oriented pics to a local processor is a flaming idiot OR a flagrant exhibitionist looking for small-town fame.
 
When I worked at Eckerd, the photo lab in store was legally allowed to develop any nude or sexual shots as long as they didn't contain obvious minors or actual penetration or contact.

Nudes and toys obviously were okay.

Thankfully, I never got any of those.
 
The Walmart in my town has a nazi policy about nudes.

I worked in a couple of locally owned labs myself where the only thing unprintable was kiddie stuff, and I'm glad I never ran across it.

I saw some really weird shit, some dude all soaped up and his giant schwantz pointed at VietNam. He was so proud.

The best roll of film I printed was a bunch of big bubbas on a hunting trip, taking photos of eachother with plungers stuck to their big white asses. Old Millwaukee cans everywhere. God, I couldn't stop laughing. One guy was so big, he had TWO plungers on his ass.

I wanna party with those guys.
 
Purple Haze said:
The Walmart in my town has a nazi policy about nudes.

I worked in a couple of locally owned labs myself where the only thing unprintable was kiddie stuff, and I'm glad I never ran across it.

I saw some really weird shit, some dude all soaped up and his giant schwantz pointed at VietNam. He was so proud.

The best roll of film I printed was a bunch of big bubbas on a hunting trip, taking photos of eachother with plungers stuck to their big white asses. Old Millwaukee cans everywhere. God, I couldn't stop laughing. One guy was so big, he had TWO plungers on his ass.

I wanna party with those guys.

Well jeez, if you're into all that come on over. I'll be more than happy to affix my toilet plunger to your backside.

We can take pictures too!

;)
 
*Sighs* Well I only have one plunger... and I already promised to use it on Hazey.

My toilet BRUSH however is free this weekend....
 
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