Obeying the rules ...

[snooper]

... of Literotica.

A story idea with acknowledgements to PleasureKitten.

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot called, "Lovers' Lane." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window ... "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir...."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night ... in a lover's lane. and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young Man?"

"I'm 25, sir..."

"And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."

 

[A7inchPhildo]

How do you reply to this? snooper what where you looking for?
I found it humorous....

 

[sirhugs]

I'm waiting for the Sequel. Titled, of course, " Twenty Minutes Later"

 

[Cat In A Box]

hmmm..mrow..It sorta reminds me of this porn I saw way back. Lord thing must of been at least from the late 70's. What was it called...ah lord I forgot..Blonde something another..*Grumble's under breath* Darn..Can--not--recall--title! AnywhoOoOo Basicly what reminds me of this is 'Lovers lane' Which was basicly the main backround setting for most of the story which involved a bunch of women sitting round telling tails of there sex life on 'Lovers lane.' Though still..Meza like it. Mrow

 

[snooper]

How do you reply to this? snooper what where you looking for?
I found it humorous....

I thought this was the forum for offering story ideas which people might wish to use. I, too, found it humorous, and that is, indeed, one of the categories here.

I don't understand your problem with my offering. What was wrong with it?

 

[A7inchPhildo]

I thought this was the forum for offering story ideas which people might wish to use. I, too, found it humorous, and that is, indeed, one of the categories here.

I don't understand your problem with my offering. What was wrong with it?

You left the idea as a completed thougt? It was humor but how does one build off of that I am not sure. I guess you could narate 20 minutes later, or cut back into the idea. Then it is not as funny?

This would be my way of itroduceing a humor story.


A woman enters into a sex shop. looking around she spots a large bullfrog on the counter. Inquisitive she asks, "What is that?"

The man behind the counter peering over his glasses responds, "Why that is a North American Croaking Crotch Licker." Taking time to adjust himself. "You see my dear this green friend can lick a pussy like no other. Simply put his tongue is long and active." Petting the frog on the head. "I trained this one personally I guarentee the best oral sex you have ever experienced, and just $75."

The woman getting all jittery says, "I will take it! What do I need to do?"

The man says, "Simple place the frog between your legs and he will do the rest."

One hour later the woman is back in the store with the frog wanting her money back.

The man explains she must not be doing something correct and asks her to demonstrate what she is doing.

The woman sits down on the floor placeing the frog between her legs and lifts her dress exposeing her pussy. Looking at the man who is very interested she says, "See nothing!"

The man takes the frog placeing him on a nearby chair kneels in front of the woman and says to the frog, "I am only going to show you how to do this one more time so pay attention!"

At which time the man proceeds to....... and the woman.....Thus the frog begins to croak a smile.....

 

[A7inchPhildo]

That may not be the best example Do you see what I mean you left it terribly hard to continue. As your punch-line has left no more room to continue even as funny as it comes off being I could place it at the end much easier. Then the joke is on the reader (no sex in this story).

If you had a different thought path for this. I would like to know. My unlimited mind has limits even for porn. That leaves just me to blame. I will check back later.

Phildo

Ps. I sincerly hope you do not take offense to my post I only reply with the intentions of helping or interest in the story Ideas. If you will notice I joke a lot but take stories very seriously. My reply to you was not ment to offend if it did. I did not know how you were looking for a response. "still don't" I even thought you might have just posted as a joke but was not sure. <-- did that help confuse you? I am not sure! (Just saying I was being real not a smart ass in my first post)

 

[snooper]

... As your punch-line has left no more room to continue even as funny as it comes off being I could place it at the end much easier. Then the joke is on the reader (no sex in this story). ...

Yes, exactly. The first couple of thousand words come before the punch line, establishing the context and the two main characters (of course, without mentioning the "rule"). Perhaps the cop finds another car earlier, if you want to put some steamy sex in?

... My reply to you was not ment to offend if it did. I did not know how you were looking for a response. "still don't" ...

As I thought I had said, it was what I call a "partly-baked" idea (not even half-baked yet) that I won't use and someone else might. No offence was taken; I assumed you were being serious.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

You know Snooper,

I was pondering this last night. I was thinking This could be hysterical (Not sure how the reader would take the joke) if the story was nothing more than a sexual tease. All touchy feely masterbation and waiting story.

That high school playing but not giving up anything. The skirts the mutiple partner flirting. Boys wanting and girl girl parties.

Hhmm add your punchline to the end and submit a follow up story at the same time. The thought to overcome is if they are going to boink as they sit parked in 20 minutes. The officer already knows this? I suppose it could turn into a voyer scene?

A thought anyone?

I have time as I am in the middle of 4 currently and I rather have the story complete excellent, then hurry and have another crap story posted I have three I won't post for that purpose and no desire to rewrite.

 

[snooper]

Go to it, A7. I'll even offer to edit it for you if you want.