Obese Cock

[loquere]

I want to coin the phrase, obese cock. I don't think I've ever heard it before.

 

[lovecraft68]

Probably because its not exactly an erotic description.

But you're right; I don;t remember ever reading/hearing it

Although I do know some fat dicks in real life

 

[D_Lynn]

The man with the obese cock
Had trouble finding a frock
Much to his grief
He split his brief
Now he just wears a sock



Is it too early to drink alcohol?

 

[lovecraft68]

Seeing as how I went to breakfast and was drinking a bloody mary at 7am I hope not!

 

[steve44uk]

The man with the obese cock
Had trouble finding a frock
Much to his grief
He split his brief
Now he just wears a sock



Is it too early to drink alcohol?

No. No, it isn't.

 

[Handley_Page]

Is it too early to drink alcohol?

Not unless you have a really sick Liver.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Is it too early to drink alcohol?

It's Happy Hour somewhere.