Obama Wins Big!!!

[Edward Teach]

Obama will get 364 Electorial Votes! You heard it here first!

Edward the Great

 

[DesertPirate]

Obama will get 364 Electorial Votes! You heard it here first!

Edward the Great

What have you been smoking?
Do you share?

 

[Guest]

Obama will get 364 Electorial Votes! You heard it here first!

Edward the Great

From your lips to -

 

[Belegon]

I'm afraid to get cocky. I'm confident, but still somehow scared.

 

[matriarch]

I'm afraid to get cocky. I'm confident, but still somehow scared.

Ditto.

 

[Pure]

my guess--311

Obama will probably get 311.

Obam, i think, will be taking Ohio, Nev, VA, CO; Holding PA

McCain will be taking Az, Fl, Georgia, North DK, Mont, Ind, NC.

IF Obama does not take Ohio (or FL), he still wins with 20 less or 291.

IF Obama can take FLA, then he gets 27 more, or 338.

 

[freshface]

I'm afraid to get cocky. I'm confident, but still somehow scared.

That's because Democrats have made an art form out of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. The weekend before the election is the perfect time for something stupid to happen. Early enough for the voters to hear about it but too late for a good response.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yup! As cocky as you guys are he's certain to lose.

The polls were open yesterday from 7-7 and I didnt see any kiddies votong. Obama needs the kiddies to win. But kids are all talk and no walk.

 

[impressive]

Shall we start a betting pool?

I pick 379.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I refuse to vote for McCain, but what keeps me from voting for Obama is his goddamned hubris and Messiah complex.

He's so damned certain, that it may explode in his face.

George Will is correct. The last 2 times Democrats won BIG were in 1964 and 1976, and both Presidents were tossed out 4 years later.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I fear that if Obama wins, some nut job will try and take him out. This is racist America don't forget.

People in this country would rather see a woman run for president than a black man.

Yeah, I realize that Hillary lost the primary, but I hope to God that we don't have 8 more years of Bush with McCain and puppet Palin.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

BFW

Listen to yourself.

You believe Obama will be elected, yet Americans are racist. Is that fucking stupid or what?

Which is it?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

BFW

Listen to yourself.

You believe Obama will be elected, yet Americans are racist. Is that fucking stupid or what?

Which is it?

Both.

Let's see how we can screw up our election system some more, so Obama will get all the popular vote, all the electoral vote, and STILL won't win!?

(See, and I opened this thread, thinking, what? Did he win the Lotto? )

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

BFW

Listen to yourself.

You believe Obama will be elected, yet Americans are racist. Is that fucking stupid or what?

Which is it?

Are you a dickhead or are you always this nasty.

Anyway...let's not forget Florida, chads and Jeb Bush. Let's not forget that Papa Bush, albeit old, was once the director of the CIA and still has loyal connections. Let's not forget the Bush families interest in oil.

America is racists and Boston is the worst offender. You just have to look at their baseball team. There's not a black player on the team.

This election is closer than what it should be because Obama is black. I fear that Obama may not be elected because he is black and because there are still some powerful people who want McCain in the White House. I fear that Obama may be assassinated should he win. I fear that I hate answering you because you're a dickhead (lol).

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Are you a dickhead or are you always this nasty.

Both.

 

[Guest]

Both.

Coffee spew.

 

[PAGuy27]

Well the early voting results seem to be swaying heavily in Obama's favor. Imagine what what happen then alot of those people vote again on Tuesday.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

BFW

I may be the biggest dick-head in the history of Earth, but you posted something just about as dum, to wit: AMERICANS ARE RACIST but will elect Obama President.

THAT gets my DUH OF THE DAY AWARD.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Trust me; I'm a fictional doctor.

Both.

Trust me: I'm a fictional doctor...

You know, Selena...since this is Literotica, an erotic web site and since I am a fictional doctor, it would help me to determine the progress of your baby not by seeing their girth of your stomach, but by seeing the increased size of your breasts...both of them.

Listen, it's just me and you here in this thread. No one else can see. Look, I'll even pull the curtain if you're unduly modest. There. Is that better? Trust me: I'm a fictional doctor.

Now, just remove your shirt and your bra and stand up while jumping up and down. I, uhm, just wanna see something for...medical purposes, yeah, that's it.

Now, let's see your tits, er, I mean, knockers, sorry, I meant to say boobs, fuck, mellons, hooters, jugs. Pardon me; let me see your breasts.

Sorry, my hands are cold but they'll warm up soon once I finish feeling you up, I mean, examining you for...ticks, yeah, that's it. Ticks aren't good when you're pregnant, especially when your pregnant. Maybe you should remove your pants and panties, too. You can never be too sure where the ticks go. Just let me get my vibrator, I mean, vagina probe to see how the baby is progressing.

Now, just spread your legs wide and say Ah! Sorry, I didn't realize I had removed my pants. I can't believe my erection caught you right in the mouth like that when you were saying Ah! I couldn't have done that if I had planned it. Okay, okay, I did plan it and I'm not really a doctor.

"Security!"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

BFW

I may be the biggest dick-head in the history of Earth, but you posted something just about as dum, to wit: AMERICANS ARE RACIST but will elect Obama President.

THAT gets my DUH OF THE DAY AWARD.

Sometimes, my foul friend, even a racist will elect a black man over a Republican, especially when that republican wears pink panties beneath his clothes and is married to a drag queen.

I don't think you are the biggest dick-head in the history of the Earth. You'd have to stand at the end of a long line to win that award.

Now, you don't want to mix words with me because then I will make you look like the biggest dick-head on the face of the planet.

I made a comment to show my support and my fear for Obama. Let's leave it at that. I'm going to leave your thread now. Have a nice day. May a camel never shit on your head.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

BFW

My goal in life is to be a famous serial killer.

I was, moments ago, taking an online quiz to win a copy of Dubya's autobiography DUH-bya (he wrote it himself). But some of the questions on the quiz made me wonder if you compiled the questions, like: Margaret Mitchell DIDNT write Gone With the Wind, Jules Verne DIDNT write AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS and John Wesley WAS the father of the American Nuclear Navy (after he invented the Methodist Church).

You can imagine my surprise at the answers. So I was thinking: BFW would write a test like that, and 'Obama' would be the correct answer to every question.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

BFW

My goal in life is to be a famous serial killer.

I was, moments ago, taking an online quiz to win a copy of Dubya's autobiography DUH-bya (he wrote it himself). But some of the questions on the quiz made me wonder if you compiled the questions, like: Margaret Mitchell DIDNT write Gone With the Wind, Jules Verne DIDNT write AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS and John Wesley WAS the father of the American Nuclear Navy (after he invented the Methodist Church).

You can imagine my surprise at the answers. So I was thinking: BFW would write a test like that, and 'Obama' would be the correct answer to every question.

I sincerely hope you achieve your goal in life as a serial killer. Only, before you are incarcerated and sentenced to death or shipped off to the insane asylum, are you taking requests, by the way, because I have a list and would be very happy to compensate you for your trouble.

Do you eat your victims, as did Jeffrey Dahmer or do you just dump them by the side of the road? If you eat your victims after you kill them, is that an extra charge? If it is, I'm not willing to pay that fee. Just disposing the bodies is enough for me. If you decided to eat them, too, well that's your perrogative. Bon appetite.

I have Big Louie sitting here beside me and he's laughing that someone like you could seriously think that they have a goal of being a serial killer. Big Louie does it for a living. Only, he doesn't think of himself as a seriel killer. He thinks of himself as providing a needed service, as would someone take out the garbage. Perhaps, the two of you should talk. I'm sure that he can give you some pointers, as he's never been caught or even accused. He's a real pro.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I sincerely hope you achieve your goal in life as a serial killer. Only, before you are incarcerated and sentenced to death or shipped off to the insane asylum, are you taking requests, by the way, because I have a list and would be very happy to compensate you for your trouble.

Do you eat your victims, as did Jeffrey Dahmer or do you just dump them by the side of the road? If you eat your victims after you kill them, is that an extra charge? If it is, I'm not willing to pay that fee. Just disposing the bodies is enough for me. If you decided to eat them, too, well that's your perrogative. Bon appetite.

I have Big Louie sitting here beside me and he's laughing that someone like you could seriously think that they have a goal of being a serial killer. Big Louie does it for a living. Only, he doesn't think of himself as a seriel killer. He thinks of himself as providing a needed service, as would someone take out the garbage. Perhaps, the two of you should talk. I'm sure that he can give you some pointers, as he's never been caught or even accused. He's a real pro.

Does Big Louie take credit cards? I wouldn't mind chipping in for the gas for him to drive down and "consult" with JBJ.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I sincerely hope you achieve your goal in life as a serial killer. Only, before you are incarcerated and sentenced to death or shipped off to the insane asylum, are you taking requests, by the way, because I have a list and would be very happy to compensate you for your trouble.

Do you eat your victims, as did Jeffrey Dahmer or do you just dump them by the side of the road? If you eat your victims after you kill them, is that an extra charge? If it is, I'm not willing to pay that fee. Just disposing the bodies is enough for me. If you decided to eat them, too, well that's your perrogative. Bon appetite.

I have Big Louie sitting here beside me and he's laughing that someone like you could seriously think that they have a goal of being a serial killer. Big Louie does it for a living. Only, he doesn't think of himself as a seriel killer. He thinks of himself as providing a needed service, as would someone take out the garbage. Perhaps, the two of you should talk. I'm sure that he can give you some pointers, as he's never been caught or even accused. He's a real pro.

BTW Freddie, JBJ has some “spelling issues.” He really wants to be a famous cereal killer. He’s working his way up to 3 boxes of Captain Crunch every morning.

 

[Liar]

BFW

I may be the biggest dick-head in the history of Earth, but you posted something just about as dum, to wit: AMERICANS ARE RACIST but will elect Obama President.

THAT gets my DUH OF THE DAY AWARD.

Your "DUH" would be valid if America was one person.

And since there's for starters you, BFW, Ted Stevens and Oprah, and a few millon others, your "DUH" is invalid.