Obama Supporters Need a Slogan

[miles]

They love him unconditionally. Their faith is blind.

Maybe they should turn to Jesse Jackson, the Sloganmeister. I'm sure he'd come up with something catchy that rhymes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Your trollbait yesterday was much better.

Derp.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Learn to rote,
Then go vote!

 

[miles]

Say it loud
I'm dumb and I'm proud!

 

[NeverEndingMe]

how about a song:

we're young
we're old
but we're dumb

we need the obama
to tell us
what to do

we drink up
the obama juice
because we are dumb

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hey hey, ho ho!
Capitalism's got to go!
Hey hey, ho ho!
Liberty's for the slow...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

how about a song:

we're young
we're old
but we're dumb

we need the obama
to tell us
what to do

we drink up
the obama juice
because we are dumb

They already have a theme song:

See me! Hear me! Touch me! Fear me!

Right before you, I sell the slogan,
Gazing at you, I speak no truth,
Following me, you get excited,
Listening to me, you get so fearful...

I have got you, right where I want you!
I have got you, feeling with me,
I can take you, and make you follow,
I can take you, for all you're worth!

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop the shouting!
If every tongue were stilled the noise would still continue,
The rocks and stones themselves would start to sing!

OH! Bama hey bama, bama, bama, ho!
Bama hey bama OH! Bama!

 

[islandman]

How about:

Obama: Not Just Another Empty Suit Named Mitt Romney

 

[Sean]

How about "No matter how bad we are, at least we're not Miles."

 

[miles]

Sorry Sean, drinking songs aren't allowed.

 

[islandman]

Obama: Damned Lucky He's Not Running Against Christie

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Our Plan Worked!
Now, you don't have to!

(Even if you want to!!!)

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

NObama

 

[Disgustipated]

By looking at the time stamps of miles ' Obama threads, you get a very clear picture of who miles thinks about right out of bed. Extremely creepy, even for miles.

 

[cjh]

Here's one.

Obama: Now leading in Florida, Ohio, and Virginia.

 

[Adre]

How about:

There's one idiot here who claims he is voting for Obama to teach the rest of us an important lesson. So vote for Obama to educate your inferiors.

 

[cjh]

Sorry Sean, drinking songs aren't allowed.

Excellent point. It is a familiar and popular ditty.

 

[Bert Notorius]

racism-it's finger lickin' good.

 

[cjh]

racism-it's finger lickin' good.

To be accompanied by peanut throwing and lawn-jockey posting?

 

[Bert Notorius]

To be accompanied by peanut throwing and lawn-jockey posting?

watermelon chucking...