Obama is "Gayer" Than Bush

[pornstarwannabe]

Google "is Obama gay" and get 197 million hits

Google "is Bush gay" and get 161 million hits

Bush was in office for 8 years, so that leaves more time for people to post about his "gayness"

Obama was in office for 3.25 years, so that leaves less time for people to post about his "gayness"

Adjusting for different lengths of time in office:
Bush = 161 M / 8 years = 20.125 M hits per year
Obama = 197 M / 3.25 years = 60.615 M hits per year.

60.615 / 20.125 = approximately 3.011.
Obama is 3x more gay. Numbers do not lie.

 

[renard_ruse]

This is truly funny. Good research my man.

 

[unregistered]

 

[naughtycakes]

And you're gayer than both of them, exponentially.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

And you're gayer than both of them, exponentially.

Unless you post numbers, I'll have to ignore your claim.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

This is truly funny. Good research my man.

Awe, shucks. Thank You.

 

[cebalrai]

Unless you post numbers, I'll have to ignore your claim.

x > (y^2 + z^2)


Where x equals your gayness, y equals Bush's gayness, and z equals Obama's gayness.

 

[phrodeau]

Now go look up James Buchanan.

 

[CandiCame]

And you're gayer than both of them, exponentially.

Don't lump him in with us.

I'd rather do Obama then Bush- yet I feel like Bush would give better head. I don't know why. But coke-heads are known for giving decent BJs...

 

[Derpman]

Google "is Obama derp!".

derp!

 

[badbabysitter]

Google "is Obama gay" and get 197 million hits

Google "is Bush gay" and get 161 million hits

Bush was in office for 8 years, so that leaves more time for people to post about his "gayness"

Obama was in office for 3.25 years, so that leaves less time for people to post about his "gayness"

Adjusting for different lengths of time in office:
Bush = 161 M / 8 years = 20.125 M hits per year
Obama = 197 M / 3.25 years = 60.615 M hits per year.

60.615 / 20.125 = approximately 3.011.
Obama is 3x more gay. Numbers do not lie.

checking out men to see if they're gay or not


nope, nothing about that makes you look like a closet case..no-siree

 

[Mike_Yates]

George Bush sodomized Paul Bonacci when he was 12 years old...

So did big daddy Bush and an innumerable myriad of other powerful US politicians.

 

[CandiCame]

George Bush sodomized Paul Bonacci when he was 12 years old...

So did big daddy Bush and an innumerable myriad of other powerful US politicians.

The fact that W is now in my head as a top... Why?

And I'm adult- my brain is milinated!! I had to LOSE something else to make room for that image!! Why would you do that to me?

 

[John Doe]

Now go look up James Buchanan.

You mean Pat Buchanan?

 

[Liar]

Google "is Obama gay" and get 197 million hits

Google "is Bush gay" and get 161 million hits

Bush was in office for 8 years, so that leaves more time for people to post about his "gayness"

Obama was in office for 3.25 years, so that leaves less time for people to post about his "gayness"

Adjusting for different lengths of time in office:
Bush = 161 M / 8 years = 20.125 M hits per year
Obama = 197 M / 3.25 years = 60.615 M hits per year.

60.615 / 20.125 = approximately 3.011.
Obama is 3x more gay. Numbers do not lie.

My good man, you forgot the factor of scale. You need to ask yourself what percentage of the Internet is used to ask whether Bush and Obama is gay.

If Bush is the baseline, with 20.125 M hits per year, Obama's 60.615 M hits per year are only relevant if the Internet had stayed the same size.

Back in 2000-2008 when Bush was something people cared about and Googled, annual Internet traffic was between >.5 and 7.4 exabytes (1000 petabytes). From 2009-2012 when Obama was something people cared about and Googled, annual Internet traffic was between 11 and 26.8 exabytes.

This means you'll have to divide your Gayness-score for Obama by a factor of between 22 and 3.38 to factor in the growth of stuff people do on the series of tubes in general.

60.615 M hits per year / 22 = 2.755 M inflation adjusted hits

alternatively,

60.615 M hits per year / 3.38 = 17.933 M inflation adjusted hits

20.125 / 2.755 = approximately 7.305.
20.125 / 17.933 = approximately 1.122.
Bush is at least 1.12 x, and at most 7.3 x more gay. Numbers do not lie.

 

[phrodeau]

James Buchanan wasn't a high school cheerleader, but he did have a very special male friend.

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/was-james-buchanan-our-first-gay-president/question-49802/

 

[pornstarwannabe]

My good man, you forgot the factor of scale. You need to ask yourself what percentage of the Internet is used to ask whether Bush and Obama is gay.

If Bush is the baseline, with 20.125 M hits per year, Obama's 60.615 M hits per year are only relevant if the Internet had stayed the same size.

Back in 2000-2008 when Bush was something people cared about and Googled, annual Internet traffic was between >.5 and 7.4 exabytes (1000 petabytes). From 2009-2012 when Obama was something people cared about and Googled, annual Internet traffic was between 11 and 26.8 exabytes.

This means you'll have to divide your Gayness-score for Obama by a factor of between 22 and 3.38 to factor in the growth of stuff people do on the series of tubes in general.

60.615 M hits per year / 22 = 2.755 M inflation adjusted hits

alternatively,

60.615 M hits per year / 3.38 = 17.933 M inflation adjusted hits

20.125 / 2.755 = approximately 7.305.
20.125 / 17.933 = approximately 1.122.
Bush is at least 1.12 x, and at most 7.3 x more gay. Numbers do not lie.

Good response