Nursing Home Sex

[Jenny_Jackson]

I had this weird idea of a bunch of horny old fuckers in a nursing home hobbling in their walkers from room to room getting laid by narly, wrinkled old hags.

Sorta sick but sorta cool too

 

[snooper]

I had this weird idea of a bunch of horny old fuckers in a nursing home hobbling in their walkers from room to room getting laid by narly, wrinkled old hags.

Sorta sick but sorta cool too

As a "horny old fucker" who is 67 years old, I resent the statement from a thirtysomething that this idea is "Sorta sick".

 

[sirhugs]

its so sick, I bet Lit already has some stories.... but I've seen requests for more

 

[Carnevil9]

I'd love to get a handjob from an old woman with Parkinson's.......Carney

 

[snooper]

its so sick, ...

As I said I am 67 and my wife is 21 (she has been 21 for many years), and I fail to see what is sick about us enjoying sex. In the Nursing Home situation JJ envisages, what, PRECISELY, is sick about inmates taking pleasure with each other? In your biog you claim to be interested in "sampling fine food, good wine, great movies, sports, and erotica" and I doubt you would claim that my being interested also in "sampling fine food, good wine" is "sick" so why am I barred from other pleasures by virtue of my age?
Incidentally, at what age did my enjoyment of sex change from being "normal" to being "sick" (please answer to the nearest month e.g. "over 35yrs and 4 months it is sick")?

 

[sirhugs]

As I said I am 67 and my wife is 21 (she has been 21 for many years), and I fail to see what is sick about us enjoying sex. In the Nursing Home situation JJ envisages, what, PRECISELY, is sick about inmates taking pleasure with each other? In your biog you claim to be interested in "sampling fine food, good wine, great movies, sports, and erotica" and I doubt you would claim that my being interested also in "sampling fine food, good wine" is "sick" so why am I barred from other pleasures by virtue of my age?
Incidentally, at what age did my enjoyment of sex change from being "normal" to being "sick" (please answer to the nearest month e.g. "over 35yrs and 4 months it is sick")?

I was joking, snoops, having subtle fun riffing off of Jenny's comment.... I thought you'd realize that to me, 'sick' is a compliment, overcoming the lack of humour of posts, but alas, no....

sorry I offended

 

[snooper]

... sorry I offended

De nada; I was just practicing for my grumpy old man persona!

 

[sirhugs]

De nada; I was just practicing for my grumpy old man persona!

"who was that peeping through the shrubs Myrtle? That hot young gardener?"

"no , Ethel, just old Mr Snooper again. If he had teeth he could eat me."

"I don't know, gumming works good for my 80 year old snatch."

"Oh Myrtle, you are such a slut. Let's go to the games room and I'll eat you on the shuffleboard table."

"Is it Tuesday, again?"

"Don't you love the new activity counsellor's sex days?"