Numerical Proof of What We Always Suspected

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[neonlyte]

(Who thinks up these things?)

Lime

Microsoft

NL

 

[McKenna]

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[Pokerman]

More proof of something that all parents have long suspected:

Barney the Dinosaur is the Devil!

1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is the Devil!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Allow me to point out that "Hypocrisy" alone produces 301 percent, "Finger Pointing" wins you 163 percent.

Those two activities (464%) will take you farther than "Ass Kissing" "Bull Shit" and "Attitude" combined. (321%)

Corporate business practise at its finest!

 

[Guest]

Do your fucking job

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[Guest]

Ass-kissers. Hmph.

Ass-kissers always seem to get what they want.

It seems only in the movies the brown-nose idiots of the world get what they deserve!

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[Liar]

s-c-r-e-w-i-n-g-p-e-o-p-l-e-o-v-e-r

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#L, have no life

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Ass-kissers always seem to get what they want ...

Oh! I disagree.
Ass kissing is its own punishment!

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[Liar]

Oh! I disagree.
Ass kissing is its own punishment!

Depends on the ass.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Depends on the ass.

One's business superiors always posses inferior ass.

It appears to be a law of nature.

 

[Liar]

One's business superiors always posses inferior ass.

It appears to be a law of nature.

If so, I encounterd a law-breaker two days ago. Good lord, she had a rear to kill for. Sadly, the ass-kissing stayed on metaphorical level.

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