Nudity At Local ‘Breastaurant’

[R. Richard]

I certainly don't see what the problem is with the waitresses wearing pastries. I myself am fond of blueberry turnovers and, no wait ... pasties. Sorry.

City Council To Address Nudity Claim At Local ‘Breastaurant’

LEWISVILLE (CBSDFW.COM) – Officials in the city of Lewisville could soon change an ordinance to better define what constitutes nudity.

The issue came up after someone complained about what waitresses were wearing, or not wearing, at one restaurant.

A patron called Lewisville police after what they claim happened during a stop at the restaurant and bar called Redneck Heaven. When officers went to the establishment to investigate they found female waitresses serving customers with only body paint and pasties covering their breasts.

There were no charges filed or arrests made, because the wait staff had broken no law.

“If any business were to decide to become a licensed Sexually Oriented Business then none of this matters for that particular establishment, but it applies here because the complaints were about a business that is licensed as a regular restaurant,” Lewisville Community Relations Manager James Kunke explained.

Lewisville Police Chief Russell Kerbow subsequently sent a memo to the City Manager saying that while the restaurant was not in violation of the current ordinance, members of the department feel the definition of nudity or state of nudity needs to be changed.

Kunke said the issue would be presented to the city council. “The discussion for council tonight is whether they want to amend the ordinance to say specifically that body paint, body dye and tattoos do not count as opaque coverage.”

Kunke told KRLD NewsRadio 1080 that this isn’t the first complaint the city has received about Redneck Heaven. “A couple of years ago we had received a few complaints related to a local restaurant that some of the servers there were serving food and beverages in attire that some people considered inappropriate — essentially pasties and G-strings,” he said. “The city council at that time amended our ordinance that defines nudity to say that that was not appropriate. There has to be a certain amount of coverage.”

If the council changes the ordinance and Redneck Heaven wants to continue to have employees wearing next to nothing they would have to register for a Sexually Oriented Business permit, none of which currently operate in the city.

 

[runningonblade]

Well, let's look at it this way.

At least, the name of that place is not Hooters.

Just saying, that's all.

I certainly don't see what the problem is with the waitresses wearing pastries. I myself am fond of blueberry turnovers and, no wait ... pasties. Sorry.

City Council To Address Nudity Claim At Local ‘Breastaurant’

LEWISVILLE (CBSDFW.COM) – Officials in the city of Lewisville could soon change an ordinance to better define what constitutes nudity.

The issue came up after someone complained about what waitresses were wearing, or not wearing, at one restaurant.

A patron called Lewisville police after what they claim happened during a stop at the restaurant and bar called Redneck Heaven. When officers went to the establishment to investigate they found female waitresses serving customers with only body paint and pasties covering their breasts.

There were no charges filed or arrests made, because the wait staff had broken no law.

“If any business were to decide to become a licensed Sexually Oriented Business then none of this matters for that particular establishment, but it applies here because the complaints were about a business that is licensed as a regular restaurant,” Lewisville Community Relations Manager James Kunke explained.

Lewisville Police Chief Russell Kerbow subsequently sent a memo to the City Manager saying that while the restaurant was not in violation of the current ordinance, members of the department feel the definition of nudity or state of nudity needs to be changed.

Kunke said the issue would be presented to the city council. “The discussion for council tonight is whether they want to amend the ordinance to say specifically that body paint, body dye and tattoos do not count as opaque coverage.”

Kunke told KRLD NewsRadio 1080 that this isn’t the first complaint the city has received about Redneck Heaven. “A couple of years ago we had received a few complaints related to a local restaurant that some of the servers there were serving food and beverages in attire that some people considered inappropriate — essentially pasties and G-strings,” he said. “The city council at that time amended our ordinance that defines nudity to say that that was not appropriate. There has to be a certain amount of coverage.”

If the council changes the ordinance and Redneck Heaven wants to continue to have employees wearing next to nothing they would have to register for a Sexually Oriented Business permit, none of which currently operate in the city.

 

[TE999]

If semi-nudity in a restaurant offends you or makes you uncomfortable, don't go there, but don't deny others the enjoyment of things you don't approve of. Just mind your own business and let others mind theirs. Moralistic hypocrites and nosy-poke do-gooder's cause nothing but trouble for folks with their petty laws and regulations trying to run everyone elses lives.

I always liked Robert A. Heinlein's comment about censorship to the effect that because babies can only eat pablum, the rest of us can't eat steak.

 

[annanova]

Wait, where are they? I wanna work there!!

 

[runningonblade]

Wait, where are they? I wanna work there!!

You would.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Why do people think that breasts-and-body-paint is the same as fucking?

None of us think that elbows, for instance, are the same as tennis. I'm not complaining, I'm only musing on the power of the boobies.

As for Redneck Heaven, they might look into an alternate liscence-- maybe as a private club? I bet there's plenty of redneck lawyers who would gladly work on that for them

 

[Tx Tall Tales]

Too funny. This place is right down the road from me. Three different Breastaurants in the area, Hooters was the first, then Twin Peaks, finally Redneck Heaven. All within a few blocks of each other. They have some 'special events' where the women dress more liberally than usual. Bet this was one of them.

BTW Annanova, it's 10 miles north of Dallas, on 35E just north of 121. Let me know if you get the job. Happy to be a reference

 

[slyc_willie]

Too funny. This place is right down the road from me. Three different Breastaurants in the area, Hooters was the first, then Twin Peaks, finally Redneck Heaven. All within a few blocks of each other. They have some 'special events' where the women dress more liberally than usual. Bet this was one of them.

BTW Annanova, it's 10 miles north of Dallas, on 35E just north of 121. Let me know if you get the job. Happy to be a reference

There's a Twin Peaks here in SA that opened up not too long ago -- maybe two years back -- I thought the name sounded a little suggestive, but I've never been in. I've heard their radio adds a few times, and they always mention the "great view" the restaurant has. Considering where it's located -- at a busy intersection next to a highway overpass -- I figured the "view" referred to the waitresses.

I'll be surprised if it lasts, though. San Antonio has a ton of topless and full nude strip clubs, and most of them have little or no cover (unless it's a weekend). Why go to a place that doesn't show everything when the alternative is in abundance?

 

[annanova]

Why do people think that breasts-and-body-paint is the same as fucking?

None of us think that elbows, for instance, are the same as tennis. I'm not complaining, I'm only musing on the power of the boobies.

As for Redneck Heaven, they might look into an alternate liscence-- maybe as a private club? I bet there's plenty of redneck lawyers who would gladly work on that for them

Yeah, I don't get it either. I see the human body as an ultimate work of art, even with our individual quirks, and love the idea of enhancing that with some body paint. Of course, I'm insanely ticklish, so whatever gets painted on me will likely end up looking like a blurry photo.

Too funny. This place is right down the road from me. Three different Breastaurants in the area, Hooters was the first, then Twin Peaks, finally Redneck Heaven. All within a few blocks of each other. They have some 'special events' where the women dress more liberally than usual. Bet this was one of them.

BTW Annanova, it's 10 miles north of Dallas, on 35E just north of 121. Let me know if you get the job. Happy to be a reference

Hmm, thanks for the offer of a reference, TTT. I know I'd have a place to stay in the DFW area, but this might be a bit of a commute.

 

[Dyslexicea]

I'm not complaining, I'm only musing on the power of the boobies.

It is amusing how boobies seem to be like hands, they surely can empty a man's wallet very quickly! Mind y'all I'm not complaining either.

For those of you who think I'm the lesbian from hell, I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm an equal opportunity exhibitionist and I don't mind you men looking or even ogling.